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NamjoonBTS added Jungkookie and TaehyungBTS to a chat

NamjoonBTS changed the chat name to "Holy household"

NamjoonBTS: So lovebirds, since you two are going to live in OUR HOLY HOUSE there's some rules 

NamjoonBTS: I don't care one single bit if you don't like them

NamjoonBTS: Life just sucks sometimes :D

TaehyungBTS: Rude 

Jungkookie: I agree 110%

NamjoonBTS: Respect me fuckers

TaehyungBTS: Rot in hell<3

NamjoonBTS: The disrespect i'm feeling....

NamjoonBTS:

   

Jungkookie: I'll shut up 

NamjoonBTS: Good 

NamjoonBTS: Lemme get started then

TaehyungBTS: wait 

NamjoonBTS: ...... i'm gonna loose my shit 

TaehyungBTS: Oh 

TaehyungBTS: Like Jimin lost his jams (A/N: I hate myself lmao)

NamjoonBTS: That's an old joke

NamjoonBTS: OKAY LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU THE RULES

Jungkookie: 

NamjoonBTS: Okay that actually made me laugh 

NamjoonBTS: Jungkook.. I might have some mercy on your soul

NamjoonBTS: But Taehyung.. (; 

TaehyungBTS: Well fuck 

NamjoonBTS: Okay okay I'll be gentle I just wanted to scare u a bit

TaehyungBTS: TYSM I OWE U MY LIFE 

NamjoonBTS: I don't want your life lmao

NamjoonBTS: you don't get as much ass as i do 

NamjoonBTS: So no thank you 

Jungkookie: ITS NOT MY FAULT IM A VIRGIN KSIUWEFBSDHJIWEFOSDC

TaehyungBTS: namjoon u dumb fuck you broke Jungkook :((

Jungkookie:

TaehyungBTS: I can clearly see the trauma in his eyes ;( 

NamjoonBTS: I'm giving up

NamjoonBTS: Just don't scream too loud when you fuck

NamjoonBTS: and also..

NamjoonBTS: If manager-hyung comes over... you need to do something about that Taehyung

NamjoonBTS: And im not kidding this time, it's fucking serious. 

TaehyungBTS: I'll try my best, thank you.. 

Jungkookie: I'm sorry if i'm a burden.. 

Jungkookie: I can go live in a motel or sumthing 

NamjoonBTS: No no no 

NamjoonBTS: It's okay

TaehyungBTS: We'll figure something out 

NamjoonBTS added SeokjinBTS to the chat

TaehyungBTS: Tf??? 

SeokjinBTS: LISTEN HERE YOU LIL FUCKS IM LOOSING MY FUCKING COOL OKAY? OKAY!!!! YOU CANNOT DO THIS WITHOUT ME!!!!! I MAKE YOUR MEALS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY AND WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN!?!?!?! YOU DON'T FUCKING ADD ME IN A GROUP CHAT THAT IS FUCKING IMPORTANT AND THAT NEEDS TO HAVE ME IN IT AS WELL!! I HAVE SOME RULES TOO YOU KNOW! ILL FUCKING WHOOP YOUR ASSES WHEN Y'ALL ARE BACK HERE! I CAN'T AND WON'T TAKE ANY OF THIS FUCKING DISRESPECT!!111! APPRECIATE ME TYSM 

NamjoonBTS: He... he... he snapped.. 

Jungkookie: i'm-

SeokjinBTS: OMG JUNGKOOKIE! Hii baby! im so sorry.. that wasn't meant for you<33 How are you dear?? are you okay?? I'll gladly make you something when you get here! just tell me what you want :) 

Jungkookie: Omg thank you so much Jin! I would love some ramen.. but I don't want to be a burden, I can help you make it? 

SeokjinBTS: LOOK AT THAT!! HE APPRECIATES ME AND SAYS "THANK YOU SO MUCH"!!! LEARN FROM HIM FUCKERS!! And it would be super fun to cook it together as a lil family<33333 

SeokjinBTS: Bye fuckers, and bye Jungkookie! see you soon dear<333

SeokjinBTS left the chat 

(A/N): I........ what the fuck did I just write????