"Priiinnnccceeesss" I heard a whisper causing me to wake up
"BITCH" I swung out of reflex
"Woahh" They ducked
I squinted my eyes to get a better view
Shit .
"You know , cornrows are a good look on you" He smiled
I looked at him confused and touched my head only to feel my French braids .
I got up and started searching for my wig , I look over to see the old man that tried to finesse me wearing it , smiling in his sleep .
"This mutha- you know what" I sat back down then got up and stomped towards him
I snatched the wig off and smacked him upside the head on his bald spot . "Ain't no sleepin' bitch wake up"
He reached his hand up to shield the sunlight to get a better view .
He jumped up hard " Are you going to whoooeepp me with your metal piece again"
"Dude , you sound like stewie from family guy "cool whhhiiipppp"
"Who is stewie and what's a family guy?" He held his knees close to his chest
"You have not had a adult hood sir , that's all I can say" I shook my head as he laughed
"Oh don't start alekekeking cause I ain't forget" I jumped at him then started beating him with my wig
"DONT - TOUCH - A - BLACK - FEMALE - VIRGIN - WEAVE - BIIIIIITCH" I said inbetween hits
"IM SORRY IM SORRY , PLEASE SOMEONE HELP"
"I dare someone to help , I'll beat the arthritis out ya knees" They all looked shook and went back to what they were doing
"I kind of like that Idea .. it's hard to move when ya have the dose of arthritis "
"Shut the hell up Herbert the pervert"
I turned to see Kaiden talking to some women so it was perfect timing for me to run .
I tip toed to go get my things and then I booked it .
Once I got out , I went to my secret pathway I remembered from when I used it to get here .
After running for so long , maybe like 2 hours I made it back to the hotel .
I got my keys out of my purse and unlocked my Jeep , then hopped right in it .
"Where do you think you're going princess" A very deep voice came from behind me causing me to jump
I looked in the rear view and saw someone in the seat behind mines
"Shit you scared me , who you tho?"
"Kaidens father" I rolled my eyes
"Shit" I smacked my forehead
"So easy way or hard way?" He asked
"I'd say hard cause I like a challenge but I might as well accept my fate" I sighed "it was a nice run tho" I smiled
"Girl , get yo ass in the backseat"
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"Yess sirr" I climbed my ass into the passenger as he got out and got in the drivers
"Before we pull off .. quick question?"
"What?" He looked at me
"Why are you ... Well .. black?"
"How can I put it" he pulled at his beard "for starters , my mothers black , father black , grandmama and grandpa on both sides are niggas and so are my ancestors"
"Funny , why is Kaiden white ?"
"His Mo-"
"Shut the fuck up goddammit , you know what I mean" I rolled my eyes
"He's adopted , now stop asking me questions . You ran out of them" He pulled off
