America has added England, Canada, France, Russia, China, Italy, Japan and Germany to the group chat
America has changed the group chat name to 'National Chaos'
America: Sup dudes!
Germany: May I ask why you have created this group chat America?
England: Cause he's an idiot
America: R00D! Anyway, I created this gc because I'm boooooored, plus it gives us something to do
Canada: Good point, I'm bored as well
England: Still, why am I here?
America: Because....well....
France: I'm sitting in the same room as Amérique and I can personally say he's blushing
England: .....wankers
Italy: Ve! I ship it!
Japan: OTP Alert
Germany: I want to leave but I know I won't be allowed
China: I feel this group chat name is going to become very true soon-aru
Russia: Agreed
England: One step ahead of you Germany
England has left the group chat
America: OH NO YOU DON'T IGGY!
America has added England to the group chat
England: Never mind
Italy: Hahahaha
Japan: I'm sat in the same room as England-san and I can say he is 100% listening to Hatsune Miku
England: ShHhHhHhH!!!!
Russia: lololololol
Canada: lolololololol
America: Don't be rude to Iggy guys!
America: I know, why don't we change our usernames?
England: nO.
Germany: I agree with England. I believe it would be easier if we kept our names.
America has changed their name to 'NO.1_HERO'
Italy has changed their name to 'SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT'
Russia has changed their name to 'Ice King'
China has changed their name to 'Old Man Noodle'
France has changed their name to 'SUCK MA BAGUETTE'
Canada has changed their name to 'Did someone say HOCKEY?!'
Japan has changed their name to 'WeeboTrash'
Germany: Why.....
England: Well...I'm not changing my name
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT: Hehehehe
Germany: Oh no...
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT has changed Germany's name to 'Dat Ass'
Dat Ass: ........
England: You are not changing my name you bloody wankers! Or else I'll curse you for life!
NO.1_HERO: ;)
England: nO.
NO.1_HERO has changed England's name to 'Magic Man'
Magic Man: I don't know whether I should be offended or say 'Nah, that's totally correct'
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT: Magic Man!!!
Magic Man: ;)
Dat Ass: Magic Man
Ice King: Magic Man
Old Man Noodle: Magic Man-aru
Magic Man: Fuck off! Only Italy can call me Magic Man with a good cause
NO.1_HERO: Don't be rude to England
Magic Man: Since when did you care about me?
NO.1_HERO: Since always..
WeeboTrash: I ship it
Magic Man: ....
NO.1_HERO: ....
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: I ship it
SUCK MA BAGUETTE: Honhonhonhon
Magic Man: The fact that you can laugh in French via text terrifies me
Ice King: kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol
Magic Man: StOp!!
Old Man Noodle: So....Japan....when are you going to have grandkids?
WeeboTrash: !!!
Old Man Noodle: I'm not going to live forever you know and I want grandkids-aru!
WeeboTrash: YOU AIN'T MY MUM!!
Magic Man: What on earth are you going on about China?
SoMeBoDy ToUcHa My SpAgHeT: Is Japan dating someone then!?
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: I believe Japan is dating Greece
NO.1_HERO: Wait! Are you with that guy that's always surrounded by cats and has sleeping problems?
WeeboTrash: Yes, that's him, Greece
Dat Ass: I wish you two the best of luck :)
WeeboTrash: :)
Magic Man: I too hope that the two of you are very happy together :)
WeeboTrash: :)
NO.1_HERO: ...
Ice King: Is someone jealous?
NO.1_HERO: No! Of course not!
Did someone say HOCKEY?!: Anyway America, you would have to get through Scotland first
NO.1_HERO: You right....I'm gonna need help
Old Man Noodle: This is going to be fun-aru...
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Sending Message to "National Chaos"
FanfictionAmerica creates a group chat. No one wants to fucking be here. Insert chaos, madness and gayness. ××× Idea belongs to me. Art cover does not belong to me. Hetalia [sadly] does not belong to me, it belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.
