Creepypasta CrAck

WHILE IM TRYING TO SLEEP

Jeff: i-i looooooove...a-animeehhh..... *falls asleep*

BEN: ERMHAGERD IVE NEVER SEEN THE PRINCESS SLEEP BEFORE, HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND AERHRDBFJSMW

EJ: Chill dud- ERMABHERD HE TOUCHED MEEEEE

Jeff: *snores and snakes an arm around EJ's waist*

EJ: *blushes*

BEN: great, now for the next step! You fuck.

EJ: oh shut up dwarf

BEN: test me bitch *pushes EJ so that he falls on the bed waking Jeff up*

EJ: BIEATCH

Jeff: what the hell...???

BEN: k he's awake now fuck *pulls out a condom*

EJ & Jeff: NONONONONO *places BEN's hand back down to his lap* NO

BEN: imma just leave *throws the condom and it lands in between EJ's legs

EJ: ugh *blushes and puts his head on his lap*

Jeff: U ok dude?

EJ: NO I JUST GOT A CONDOM THROWN AT ME BY A FRIEND TELLING ME TO GO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND!

Jeff: come here *pulls EJ's head onto his lap letting him use his thighs as a pillow*

EJ: thanks man but this feels weird since my friend wanted me to fuck u

Jeff: heh oh well

EJ: WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS SO LIGHTLY?

Jeff: oh because i frankly dont care about BEN wanting us to fuck. Now just sleep with me cuz im tired....AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF SLEEP WITH ME

EJ: lol dude i know *closes his eyes and eventually falls asleep*

Jeff: *falls asleep*

A/N: MY YAOI SIDE HAS BEEN UNLEASED AND I WILL BE PISSED IF ANYONE I KNOW THAT DOESN'T KNOW I LIKE YAOI FINDS THIS ACCOUNT. AND I WOULDN'T HEAR THE END OF IT...BUT WHOOP