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FREE!

So as you may or may not know, BEN and I are weebs, and Slendy reads yaoi, so I dunno if he's considered a weeb either...

BEN: *le watching Free! Dive To The Future*

Slendy: *le watching Yuri!!! On Ice for the 1,000th time because he loves yaoi anime*

Jeff: *le watching Free Take Your Marks*

~Timeskip Brought To You By Haru's Senpai, Water - Chan!~

BEN: *finished watching episode 5 of dive to the future, and is now listening to Splash Free on repeat*

BEN: mAKe uS fREe nA sLPaSh kAsaNEtTa!!!

Jeff: *walks up to BEN's room and starts pounding on the door* BEN LET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEN: *gets up holding his laptop in one hand still dancing and opens the door* Hai Jeff, come in!! *still dancing*

Jeff: *walks in, sits down on BEN's bed* Is that Splash Free?

BEN: What else? *Still dancing and humming the lyrics*

Jeff:  WAIT U WATCH FREE TOO???!?!?!

BEN: duhhh! I just finished episode 5 of Dive To The Future, so i'm listening to Splash Free!

Jeff: THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I WILL SAY IT BUT, I LOVE YOU OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! PUT IT ON SPEAKER!!!!!!!!!! 

BEN: *puts it on speaker*

*Splash Free starts blasting in the room while Jeff and BEN sing and dance*

Jeff: I'm gonna restart it *restarts it*

BEN: MAKE US FREE NA SPLASH KASANETTA

Jeff:  HIKARI NO KONTORASUTO ABITE

BEN: FEEL SO FREE NA KYOU TOBIKOMU

Jeff: ORETACHI NO BRAND NEW BLUE YEAH

~Slendah appears holding yaoi manga~

Jeff: HEY I THOUGHT U WERE WATCHING YURI!!! ON ICE

BEN: *quietly dancing and singing* Jibunrashiku kick! kick! kick! a-oh. Tsukamitainda pull! pull! pull! a-oh 

Slendah: Yesh child, it'z meh, ya boi Slendah! And I finished le Yuri!!! On Ice, so i got mah manga

Jeff: wtf

Slendah: Iz see uz hoomans like Free! SooooOOOooooooo, who do youz ship?!?!!?!? 

Jeff & BEN: We just like the show, we don't ship...

Slendah: OH MY! THERE ARE SO MANY BEAUTIFUL SHIPS IN THIS ANIME!!!

Jeff: Are you trying to impersonate Rei?

Slendah: BISH PLZ, I AM REI

Jeff & BEN: -_-

Slendah: So as I was saying, THERE ARE SO MANY WONDERFUL SHIPS! 

*Slendah gives them a paper with all his ships*

Slendah's Free! Iwatobi Gay Club Ships

• Haru x Rin

• Haru x Makoto

• Rei x Nagisa

• Rin x Sousuke 

• Haru x Sousuke

• Momo x Nitori

• Nitori x Rin

• Kisumi x Asahi

• Haru x Ikuya

• Ikuya x Hiyori 

• Haru x Water

• Sousuke x Makoto 

Slendah: these are all mez haz so farz...but YAOI *drools*

BEN: uhhh...yeaahhhh...so anyways...i'm just gonna stay up and watch random Free! stuff, or start some other anime I haven't seen...

Jeff: uhh...can I stay overnight?

BEN: sure! Let's watch random Free! stuff on YouTube.

Jeff: kk

And that wound up to be a great night, we both pulled an all-nighter watching Free! vids on YouTube and watching some Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler).