A SUBMISSIVE MAID
Jeff: hey BEN wanna cosplay with me?
BEN: YESSSSSSSSS I LOVEEEE COSPLAYYYYYYYEEEEEEE
Jeff: GEEZ MAN calm down
BEN: OK! What cosplay are we doing?
Jeff: wait...hold up! You wanna do roleplay too? 0
BEN: HELL YEA
Jeff: alright put on this blindfold
BEN: wait wut
Jeff: bitch don't ask questions
*roughly ties on blindfold to BEN*
BEN: i can't see shit...
Jeff: shitfucker, its called a 'blindfold' for a reason
BEN: Geez
Jeff: ok take off your clothes
BEN: EHHH???
Jeff: how else are you supposed to do a cosplay?
BEN: I WONT DO IT
Jeff: fine, looks like I'll have to be rough
*Jeff forcefully takes off BEN's hat, shirt and pants, leaving him in his underwear*
BEN: jefff gimme some clothes
Jeff: heres your cosplay
*time skip to where Jeff and BEN are in their cosplay*
BEN: NO FAIR WHY AREN'T YPU WEARING ANY COSPLAY?
Jeff: because im a boss ass bitch! Jk i am your master so screw costumes
BEN: UGHHHH WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THE DRESS?? I WANNA SEE YOUR ASS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE...hmph
Jeff: too bad...wait wut...why do you wanna see my ass?
BEN: uhh....BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS WANNA SEE MINE
Jeff: i see your ass through your boxers, theres a BIG difference
BEN: just like your-
Jeff: like my what, slave?
BEN: uhh...like your sELF CONFIDENCE....yAH
Jeff: u sure slave *leans closer to BEN*
*EJ and Slendah walks in*
EJ: Hey guys where did you pu- OH GOD USE PROTECTION *shields eyes and slowly walks away*
Slendah: Child why are you screaming? 😏
EJ: SLENDAH STOP IM SCREAMING BECAUSE TWO FUCKBOYS ARE ROLEPLAYING AS MASTER AND SERVANT IM NOT FRICKING OK!
Slendah: did you say tWO FUCKBOYS?!?!?! YAOI OwO
EJ: yea sure go watch or whatever im going to throw up or take a shit
Slendah: great for u now leave i need my daily dose of sin
EJ: bye bitchasses
*EJ leaves and Slendah walks into the room drooling and screeching and is a bundle of joy making inhuman noises on the floor*
BEN: should we help him?
Jeff: you should worry about yourself. He took pics of u as a uke
BEN: sHIT DELETE THAT
Slendah: HAHAHHAHhahahHAHAH UR SO FUNNY....nO
BEN: DAMMIT
Jeff: imma take a nap
BEN: same
Jeff: wanna sleep with me?
BEN: sure
Jeff: HAHAH GAAAAY
BEN: nOT THAT KIND OF SLEEP WITH U!
Jeff: mhm get ur skittles ass out of here
BEN: fine
*BEN walks out and Jeff falls asleep while Slendah is screeching in his yaoi*
YOU ARE READING
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RandomTHIS IS A CRACK BOOK FULL OF WEIRD SHIT WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SOME SADISTIC SHIT...OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET CURSING TOO **Pictures are not mine, unless I claim them to be (original artwork, drawings)**
