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messages

a little disclaimer for this imagine: it was originally a fanfic that I wanted to write but saw no future with so I've now turned the first three chapters into this... you're basically texting whatever boy you want... onto the messages

him    you

Unknown: Got the phone

Unknown: I don't have you saved on my phone and this isn't my area code so I'm guessing you have the wrong number.

Unknown: Edwin?

Unknown: Nope

Unknown: Then who is this?

Unknown: I'm not telling. You could be some creep for all I know

Creep: I'm not a creep

Unknown: sure you're not

Creep: I'm not

Unknown: How do I know that? You are just some stranger who decided to bug an innocent grill

Creep: Grill?

Unknown: Yes grill

Unknown: Do you have a problem with me being a grill?

Creep: No not at all

Grill: Great, now I have to go do grill things, ttyl

Creep: So we're going to talk later? I thought I was a creep

Grill: You are, but you intrigue me

Creep: I AM NOT A CREEP

LATER

Grill: I'm bored

Creep: hi bored

Bored: OMFG do not make those types of dad jokes

Creep: I guess you could call me daddy😏

Bored: MY EYES

Bored: WHY

Bored: YOU ARE A CREEP

Creep: HHAHAHAHAAHAHA I'm sorry, I just had to

Bored: don't ever do that again

Creep: yes ma'am

Bored: ew don't call me ma'am either. it makes me sound old and shit

Creep: Okay then tell me your name and I can call you that

Bored: no

Creep: why not?

Bored: I thought we established the fact that I don't know who you are

Bored: remember the line 'don't talk to strangers'

Creep: but we're not strangers

Bored: *raises eyebrow* really? I don't even know your name

Creep: (boy's name)

Creep: my name is (boy's name)

Creepy (boy's name): Now tell me your name

Bored: nope

Bored: bye Creep

LATER

Creepy (boy's name): how old are you?

Bored: why?

Creepy (boy's name): cause I want to get to know you better

Bored: (your age)

Creepy (boy's name): Cool, I'm older

Bored: ?

Creepy (boy's name): (his age)

Creepy (boy's name): are you a boy or a girl? I'm assuming girl because of autocorrect, but I mean don't assume gender

Bored: two things

Bored: I thought we established that I'm a grill, not a boy or girl

Bored: and do NOT resurrect a dead meme okay?

Creepy (boy's name): C'mon why can't you just tell me you're a girl

Bored: Cause you're a creep

Creepy (boy's name): whatever, can I continue this whole '21 questions' thing or are you going to keep calling me a creep?

Bored: I WISH THERE WAS A SITUATION TO BE MAD AT OR A PERSON I COULD BLAME I'VE GOT A LOUD MOUTH, I'M PALE WITH A GHOST OBSESSION BUT BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HER I'M PLAYING 21 QUESTIONS

Creepy (boy's name): ?

Bored: It's 21 questions by Waterparks. Have you never heard of them before? (if you don't like or know who waterparks are, just ignore this part)

Creepy (boy's name): No

Bored: you nEED to check them out I love them soooooo much

Bored: sorry I'm such a fangirl

Creepy (boy's name): So you are a girl

Bored: AAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHH

Bored: you caught me

Bored: but seriously check out Waterparks. They have some bops

Creepy (boy's name): okay bored

Bored: (your name)

Creepy (boy's name): ?

Bored: my name eh jeff

Creepy (boy's name): If I can't resurrect dead memes you can't either

Bored: fine

Bored: but my name is (your name)

Creepy (boy's name): Nice to meet you (your name)

(your name): Nice to meet you too creepy (boy's name)

Creepy (boy's name): you are never going to give up the creep thing are you?

(your name): nope