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boii u stink

im bored hi. i missed the late late show with why dont we kms.

sorry for last chapter i was on sum.

n sorry for writing slanted i just like it better lol.

racist.

bye.





today was the craziest. so ya know i like jacob white now. not tim

turns out him n brandon like me. im shook. wth.
my crush likes me back.

it all started in art class. brandon and jacob r in all my classes. sigh

and i overheard brandon say this to jacob. and brandon likes me i figured that out a long time ago.
"so jacob you like hannah, wait we like the same person"

and im postive he said "we like the same person" and i heard then say my name thats why i was paying attention to theyre way. so idk if its true. it might not be but all i know is every1 keeps telling me brandon likes me soooo. im shook.

n jacob sorta looks like zach herron sooooooooooooooo


that's why i like him.

bye.

im sister sh👀k

what else can i put in here.

oh i dont like tim anymore. yay. well. i uh. um i cant. i am. well ya see. you kno. like when. you a . have a. that you, wish you. could. happens.  n you  i uh. im. bye.

d i d  i  j u s t  h a v e  a  s t r o k e ?

w e l l  t o  m a k e  t h e s e  s e e m  l o n g e r
i  w i l l  d o  t h i s. b y e

fifth teen more words untill three hundred words in this story, yay bois im, bye.

okay, quotes i will remember forever

poster: *falls to ground*
jacob: chill

trint: i dont like mrs. chesterfield.
sub: why is that, thats not very nice.
trint: her hips are too big.
whole class + sub: chokes on tea

jj: *beats up lucus to where he is on the ground crying*
lucus: *sticks up middle finger for the first time* fick you

matthew: *brings a gatorade to school*
everyone: *throws it on the ground* no papa

me: *attemps to read spanish with my brOwN asS*
also me: hey alejandra can you read that?
alejandra: *is spanish speaking but looks at the "good morning" sign*
good morning

t.v: *plays that commercial that goes "on the outside i look normal but on the inside i have..."*
me: liGmA

*when i liked tim*
me: *runs into tim*
we: *trips over each other*
me: sorry
tim: *completely ignores me*
me internally: you firkin beEch, wtf say sorry you uNcuLtereD sWinE. bye-

i have alot more i cant think of smh

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