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Kim, Namjoon

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you added pjmwifey and 2 other people in the group chat.

you named the group chat 'we forgive you pjmwifey'.

me:
okay please explain to me what Taeri is

pjmwifey:
good Lord what have I done in my past life to deserve this kind of treatment

parkchimin:
you probably saved the world

gcfjungkook:
what is this?

gcfjungkook:
I know it's a group chat so you better shut your mouth Jimin-ssi

parkchimin:
a group chat

parkchimin:
aw shit

pjmwifey:
okay I'm back from hyperventilating

me:
jesus christ, hyperventilating?

gcfjungkook:
she meant fangirling you ignoramus wanker

me:
shut up you brat

parkchimin:
both of you calm the fuck down

pjmwifey:
should I explain what Taeri is... like now?

me:
sorry go on

pjmwifey:
okay so Taeri is basically a ship between Taehyung and Yoori. People knew about their history together, like how they were best of friends since birth, and I mean history. So when Taehyung decided to become an actor, he gained pretty much a big fanbase here in Korea. Their relationship caught so many fans into thinking that Taeri is the most effective and beautiful ship. I know it's weird, but men and women recently are being threatened by the Taeri shippers if they even tried to hinder the 'blossoming' love between Taehyung and Yoori. I am quite surprised that they don't even come at J-Hope and Jin as for the moment.

pjmwifey:
oh wait, they do... It's just that y'all are so noisy in the comment box that their comments are pushed down. ok that's a good thing

gcfjungkook:
they even come at me it's scary tbh

me:
we're noisy in the comment section?

parkchimin:
well it started when Taehyung started tagging Yoori in photos of Hoseok-hyung

me:
okay I kinda get those Taeri shippers now... They're weird, it's like shipping your own sibling to your other sibling

gcfjungkook:
cringe

pjmwifey:
so that is all :D

me:
so you're a fan of Chim huh? ;)

pjmwifey:
shut up... just a lil bit, cos idk which name to put if i'll put Jungkook's, yours, or Yoori's but then everything's taken except for Jimin's so why not

me:
ouch, the last choice

gcfjungkook:
'wifey' damn son

parkchimin:
leave the poor kid alone

parkchimin:
yAH how are you forgiven h u h and i'm hurt ;(

pjmwifey:
I'm older than you so shut up Jimin

gcfjungkook:
you're kidding

me:
really? no way

pjmwifey:
94 liner so you better respect me

gcfjungkook:
nO i do not accept this

me:
the golden virgin is in denial that he is yet, again, the youngest

parkchimin:
virgin

pjmwifey:
HAHAHA

gcfjungkook:
yAH WHY YOU SAYING IT LIKE ITS A BAD THING

parkchimin:
it's not a bad thing if you don't call yourself 'international playboy'.

me:
tea

gcfjungkook:
you will not say anything about this incident. ya hear me?

gcfjungkook:
i'm talking about you pjmwifey, if you didn't get it

pjmwifey:
names Hyejin. Kang, Hyejin. yeah yeah I won't tell everyone that you're a kid virgin.

pjmwifey:
quick question though, are you and Taehyung really dating?

me:
oh yeah, you never answered us

gcfjungkook:
nah, he's just being an asshole, tryna create an issue :'))

parkchimin:
Taehyungie's here, gotta go! I'm here my studio if you wanna drop by Kookie :))

gcfjungkook:
shut yo mader

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