18 | ❛ Table for Two ❜

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Get cockblocked ❜ 

❛Get cockblocked ❜ 

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Sebastian Weiner Soldier
Blair Mundane Hydra

Weiner Soldier
What are u doing tomorrow night?

Mundane Hydra
Are you asking me on a date? You're like
10 years older than me

Weiner Soldier
Ugh ur a roach
No, I want to go out to dinner.

Mundane Hydra
Where?

Weiner Soldier
Does it matter?

Mundane Hydra
What are your pregnancy cravings wanting?

Weiner Soldier
That sentence didn't even make sense

Mundane Hydra
I'm going to stop responding in a second
I have to rehearse

Weiner Soldier
I want Cracker Barrel

Mundane Hydra
Really? Cracker Barrel? That's what you've been craving?

Weiner Soldier
They have really good green beans

Mundane Hydra
Wow you want veggies, that's a first

Weiner Soldier
I can always ask Anthony to go with me instead

Mundane Hydra
No fine, I want their mac and cheese anyways

Weiner Soldier
Yay okay tomorrow night
Can u handle not sleeping with Spider-Man for a night?

Mundane Hydra
What

Weiner Soldier
U guys are always together now
It's kind of weird

Mundane Hydra
We are not always together

Weiner Soldier
Yes u are

Mundane Hydra
He helps me rehearse my lines since you refuse

Weiner Soldier
U practice too much
Sometimes u gotta relax
Maybe u should just sleep with him, it'll help
u relax a little at least

Mundane Hydra
Yeah because you're constantly getting laid

Weiner Soldier
Um excuse u
U don't know the first thing about my sex life

Mundane Hydra
What sex life

Weiner Soldier
I don't appreciate ur sass

Mundane Hydra
No one's been appreciating your dick in a while either
Maybe you should relax

Weiner Soldier
The number you are trying to reach has been temporarily disabled

Mundane Hydra
Real mature Seb

Weiner Soldier
The number you are trying to reach has been temporarily disabled

Mundane Hydra
Just like your sex life, your phone knows you so well

Weiner Soldier
I'll block u

Mundane Hydra
Just like you get cockblocked?

Weiner Soldier
I'll see u tomorrow

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