From: theycallmeava@gmail.com

Subject: Re:THIS MEANS WAR!

Ethan,

I don't fear empty threats!

Ava.

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To: theycallmeava@gmail.com

From: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

Subject: Re: THIS MEANS WAR!

Ava,

We shall see how empty it is.

Ethan.

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To: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

From: theycallmeava@gmail.com

Subject: YOU ARE A MEAN DAFT!

Ethan,

YOU PUT A NON WASHABLE GREEN DYE IN MY SHAMPOO, YOU DUMB PSYCHOTIC PRICK!

Also, how the fuck you got inside my room?

Ava.

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To: theycallmeava@gmail.com

From: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

Subject: it is called revenge!

Ava,

Yes, I did. And green sucks at you. You were insufferable to look at today.

It- you do make me feel feel like puking.

As of the last part, that is a secret which I shall carry with myself to my grave.

Ethan.

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To: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

From: theycallmeava@gmail.com

Subject: You are a dickhead!

Ethan,

Really because the last time I checked, you were the one who looked like a dustbin!

Also, at least only one colour sucks on me. Life sucks on you!

AND I WILL BOUNCE BACK!

Ava.

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To: theycallmeava@gmail.com

From: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

Subject: Lol.

Ava,

Sure, whenever you decide to come out of your hiding place with your new green hair.

I will be waiting ;)

Ethan.

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To: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

From: theycallmeava@gmail.com

Subject: Re:Lol.

Ethan,

UHHHHHHHH! I WILL RIGHT OUT MURDER YOU THIS TIME.

Ava.

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To: theycallmeava@gmail.com

From: rodriguezforlife@gmail.com

Subject: *eye roll*

Ava,

You've been trying to murder me since I can recall. Anyway, I wish you luck for your guaranteed failed conquest.

Ethan.

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