Connor: Hey RK..
RK900: Yes Connor?
Connor: What color are your eyes?
RK900: Grey
Connor:
RK900: *tilts head* Did I not answer the desired question correctly-
Connor: But they're blue
RK900:
Connor:
RK900: No, they are grey.
Connor: But they aren't-
RK900:
RK900: But they are.
Connor: But they aren't.
RK900: *Software instability* But they are..!
Connor: But they aren't!
15 minutes later. . .
RK900: *throws a chair at Connor's head from the other side of the room* THEY ARE GREY GODDAMMIT!!
Connor: *ducks and dodges it* NO, THEY ARE BLUE *unHoLY ScreEcHinG*
RK900: *TrIggErEd*
Connor: THEY ARE BLUE RK900!!
RK900: ThEy arE bLUe Rk9oO!
Connor: *mOre IntEnSe ScrEEcHing*
Hank and Gavin: *watching from afar, drinking coffee*
Hank: Well something snapped in RK's system.
Gavin: No shit, those phcking dipshits can't settle on anything.
Hank: Well, it's because Connor's right and RK's wrong, that's why.
Gavin:
Hank:
Gavin: RK900 is the one right here..!
Hank:
Gavin:
Five seconds later. . .
Hank: *has Reed's head pinned to the floor* HIS EYES ARE BLUE.
Gavin: THEY ARE GREY, THINK THE ANDROID KNOWS HIS OWN EYE COLOR.
Hank: NO
Gavin: YESSSSSSS
Hank: *LoUd SCrEaMiNG*
Hank: *pounds Gavin's face to the floor rapidly*
Gavin: *InAudiBlE CuRsING*
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