Mindless Behavior Imagines

My First Time ^•^

Ok just to let y'all know if you immature as fuck please get off this chapter. Don't say I didn't fuckin' warn you.. :) Enjoy..

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Ok so..my first time was really..messy lol. Always use protection when you doin' shit like this. Like im serious as hell. I was bleeding and I literally had to like put a band aid..down there. But anyways. I didn't have any lube so I used baby oil. It was slippery as fuck! Cuz you know I never sat on any thing that big...so I fell off..just to let you know..you can ride anything that big and not expect it to hurt..I'm just sayin'. Like I had to move my legs a lot and after I was done I was so fuckin' sore!  Need I remind you..I was outside. Mom said I couldn't do it in tha house..and she was gonna kill me if she found out. I was really young so...you understand. But I was so frustrated because I had to start off slow because you can't ride it..like a fuckin' sports car or nothing! Then I tried to switch it up and do it backwards! AND LET ME TELL YOU! THAT SHIT IS NOT FUCKIN' EASY!  Tha mothafucka I was ridin' wasn't doing anything! I  had to put in all tha work. So at this point I was like 'Fuck it I need a break' I was sweating and shit! So I learned that deep throating a 'popsicle'  is tha best was to cool off. I literally choked on it. So im cooled off and ready again. So I hopped back on it, rode that shit like a champ..was so proud of myself. But tha worst was yet to come. I guess I was riding too fast and I umm..caught a cramp...in my thighs and fell off..realized I was bleeding again..turned around to see my neighbors starring at me..

When I tell you my heart dropped so quick. I was SO MOTHAFUCKIN EMBARRASSED!

and yea...pretty much my first time riding a bike!
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LMAO GOT Y'ALL ASSES!!!!