JIN HAREM ONESHOTS

Whipped Bangtan pt.2

HOBI: i just notice how Tae just replies with memes is he okay??

TAE: When u see a collage of Jin doing THAT are you okay??

YOON: i mean... he has a point..

HOBI: yeah I can see..

JOON: hello guys! Just want you to know that we're all texting and Jin still hasn't came back 😇

KOOK: W H A T

CHIM: WTF

TAE: JIN'S MISSING???

HOBI: OH MY GOD JIN IS MISSING

YOON: AND ITS OUR FAULT

JOON: I JUST NOTICE IT TOO I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HIM

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While crying Jin came back looking at them silly.

"uhhh.. Guys? Why are you crying?",

The six guys looked up to see Jin with a bag of clothes in hand. Seems he just paid for his stuff.

They all sighed in relief that their precious eldest was alright.

Now let's tease him.

"HA HYUNG WHADDYA MEAN",

"WE DONT CRY, WE MEN",

"LMAO WE CRY?? LIKE NO",

Do they think their slick? Nope.

"Y'all we're crying like a bitch. You can't fool me with that bs",

After that, Jungkook karate chopped Jin's neck.

"YOU BRAT",

With the eldest and the youngest fighting, the rest try to regain their pride cause they can't show any sign that they liked him.

Thank the lord Jin became a chaotic evil lil shit over the years. Anything that seems like flirting can boost his confident which they love or something Jin sees as them wanting something from him.

"Okay guys, since these four nice guys" he squish each of the maknae line and Hoseok's cheek while smiling brightly "Helped me and paid for my clothes I want to show you guys what I bought",

"Probably something cheap",

"I'm bless to have a skill that makes everything look good on me so yeah. It's cheap what you gonna do?",

Ouch burn.

"Jin could wear a trash bag and it'll still look good on him" this automatically made Jungkook earned a wink and a flying kiss in which he tries to hide his blush.

"Jin hyung just try the outfit on, we'll see it more better like that" Jimin suggested making everyone nod continuously.

"Yes and I'm sorry hyung for my rude comment please show is what you bought" Namjoon earned a kiss on the head which everyone wanted to throw fist at him.

"I'll be back in a sec guys" and there he goes.

"NAMJOON WHAT THE FUCK",

"Guys use your in voice please. We're in a mall" he was smiling so much his dimples appeared fully displayed.

"Lets take it into chat",

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KOOK changed the group's name into FUCK YOU NAMJOON