Pastel Yellow | Minchan// Banginho

1.5

Notgaychan:
Hey Minho

Bundleboy:
Hmm. Hey bby

Bundleboy:
This is unusual. Wait.

Bundleboy:
ARE YOU OKAY?

Bundleboy:
WERE YOU KIDNAPPED AND THEY WANT ME TO PAY TO GET YOU BACK??

Bundleboy:
BC I HAVE NO MONEY AND I WOULDNT PAY FOR YOUR ASS, SORRY TO DISAPPOINT

Notgaychan:
W-what no?

Bundleboy:
Then why are you
messaging me at 8 in the morning, when you usually only message me at midnight ahfjdks.

Notgaychan:
Bc I wanted to talk to you

Bundleboy:
Whyy? This is suspicious.
Chan are you sure you are okay? Bc, face it, bby you usually never want to talk
to me.

Notgaychan:
I always want to talk to
you, plus i missed you
last week |||

I always want to talk to
you pl |||

I always wa |||

(Message deleted)

Notgaychan:
I'm bored lmao.

Bundleboy:
Ah makes sense. How about you go eat some cereal, heathen? It IS breakfast time

Notgaychan:
Why do you attack me?

Notgaychan:
I'm offended

Bundleboy:
You should be. Now excuse
me Hyunjin just stole my bundle that I was cuddling.

Notgaychan:
What?
Seen- 8:12 A.M.

Bundleboy:
Okay I'm back.

Bundleboy:
Hyunjin wanted attention so he stole my bundle so I'd cuddle him instead.

Bundleboy:
But me being the slick matchmaker I am, I pushed Jinnie into his crush heh

Notgaychan:
Wow, such a nice friend

Bundleboy:
Ikr? They're so lucky to have me. Their faces glowed red and now they are just staring at each other.

Notgaychan:
How does it feel to be the 3rd wheel? Bc I always am
5th wheeling *tear* my roommates only talk to me
when they need food rip.

Bundleboy:
Aww poor bby. I'll come
talk to you ;))

Bundleboy:
I have my bundle so I'm good

Notgaychan:
Of course you do. Do you even leave your house without
the bundle?

Bundleboy:
mhm. I'm not some weirdo

Notgaychan:
I'm pretty sure you are

Bundleboy:
Says the one who pours
milk first.

Notgaychan:
Are you ever going to let
that down?

Bundleboy:
Nope

Notgaychan:
You're mean, Meanhoe
*sobs in a corner*

Bundleboy:
Aww you finally figured out
my real name. But I'm only a hoe for you ;) da-

Bundleboy:
On second thought i don't wanna be blocked again so
im not going to finish that

Notgaychan:
Good idea pretty boy.
Probably the best idea
you've ever had :))

Bundleboy:
"Pretty boy"
I choked-

Notgaychan:
Hmm what did you choke
on pretty boy?

Bundleboy:
Shut it up!

Bundleboy:
I'M the confident gay in
this relationship, not YOU!

Notgaychan:
What relationship?

Bundleboy:
Ouch. You hurt me
more everyday

Bundleboy:
Oof gtg, Jinnie is in the
corner sobbing bc "His
Minnie" had to leave

Bundleboy left the chat

Notgaychan:
Hyunjin? Hwang Hyunjin? |||

(Message deleted)

I shake my head closing the app, slightly giggling. No no it can't be my Hyunjin, this world is too big for such coincidences.

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A/N. I should probably be studying instead of writing this but oh well. Pffht school's not important anyways. Also question: what is my obsession with sobbing in the corner?? I don't even know anymore. But have a good day everyone! I'm going to orientation now and I'm flipping out but oh well.