YOLO IS A LIE (Naruto fanfic)

Banana Shit

Now known as Shiko's p.o.v

p.s outfit she is wearing is after the time skip and posted above. Don't pay attention to the character, just the clothes.

I thought the girls bathroom would be more pink.

Sexist.

You just called yourself sexist dumbass.

Well in that case you just called yourself dumbass.

You got me there.

I walked further into the girls bathroom. Each step encouraged by the fact I was going to piss my pants if I didn't figure this shit out fast enough.

I just realized we're 17 but know nothing about girls. What did we do in sex ed?

Passed out when the teacher started with the PowerPoint.

A chill went down my spine as I remembered the first slide. The memory of of the-

Don't. Remind. Us.

I went inside the first stall closest to me. Inside I locked it and just looked around.

How come they get a trashcan?

Yeah why don't we get one?

With severe hesitation I pulled down my shorts and underware off.

....it looks weird.

I know.

Is it supposed to look like that?

I have no idea.

Slowly I sat on the toilet and waited for the pee to come out.

Where does the pee come out at?

I'm not looking.

Do we wipe?

I...I don't know.

Its better to play it safe.

Okay.

I waited a few seconds after the pee stopped, grabbed a bunch of toilet paper, wrapped it around my hand, and wiped the lady parts until I deemed it clean.

It didn't take me a second to put on my underwear and shorts.

Girls are gross.

I'm just gonna be gay from now on.

I'm cool with that. But moms still hot.

I turned around and puked into the toilet.

Are you fucking serious?

My throat burns.

Just flush so we can get the fuck out of here.

I flushed the toilet and washed my hands in the sink before rushing out.

"Honey there you are, Iruka told me you passed with flying colors." My mom, who was waiting for me outside of the girls restroom for no reason what-so-ever, chimed.

I nodded, not wanting to ask why she was here. "Yes."

"Lets go to the dango shop to celebrate."

"Actually mom can we just walk around?" I asked her.

She looked at me funny. "Okay then."

Thank god. If I eat anything right now I'll just throw up.

⏳Time skip to the next morning.⏳

So far I know how to go from the academy to my house which is all I really need to know for now.