Red: You can poke people on Facebook?
Green: I've heard you can
Red: Then I bet the only two things Gold would do on Facebook is annoying the hell out of Crystal, and the other poking people
*six hours later*
Girls' room: *screams are heard*
Boys: *wake up*
Ruby: W-what happened?!
Green: ITS HIM ISNT IT
Red: -_-
*five minutes later*
Gold: *getting lectured by Crystal and Green* -3-
Me: Good... morning?
Angela: Doesn't seem like a very "good" morning
Gold: OH COME ON! ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WHY YOU GOTTA SCOLD ME?!
Crystal: *facepalm*
Green: baka
Gold: *smirk* What do you say when you've made a mistake?
Green: This isn't a mistake, tho...
Crystal: Well its your birthday... so... sorry... *sweatdrop*
Gold: CRYS! What gift do I get!?
Crystal: *kicks him* This
Gold: OW- IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A BIRTHDAY GIFT?!
Crystal: Yep
Gold: CRYS COME ONNNNNNNN
Crystal: *sigh* Fine, but only once, okay?
Gold: *gets happy like a little puppy* YAS YAS YAS!
Crystal: Here, you four-year-old... *kisses his cheek*
Gold: *hyperventilating: yEYYYYYYYY! Aye, Cryssy! Can I get one on the lips too?
Crystal: Nope
Gold: *puppy-dog eyes* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Crystal: -_- *kisses him* Happy? Peace?
Gold: YAS! HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS! *jumps onto desk with cue pole*
Everyone: Yours -_-
Gold: AND THAT'S WHY *sits on throne like a bawse (hahah superwoman ref)* I GET TO BE THE HOST, RIGHT DUMBASS?
Me: *tied up like a chicken* GOLD WTF
Crystal: *also tied up* GOLD WHAT IS THIS, BDSM?! O////////////////////////o
Gold: *perverted smirk* You wait in the bed, Cryssy... lemme finish my work first, okay~? *winku*
Crystal: ////////////////////// J-just you see...
Nozomi: So its your birthday?
Gold: Yep, Nozomom!
Nozomi: *pats his head* May God give you all of the happiness in the world, child <3
Silver: Arceus?
Angela: Arceus really? Come on we all know he's just a goat stuck in a fancy-ass fence
Gold: So you're telling I became so badass and serious just to death-glare a goat stuck in a fence in the face?
Silver: Not just a fence, Gold, a FANCY-ASS fence
Ruby: Well at least the owner of the fence had taste
Me: Hey Gold... can you do the dares?
Gold: ...Fine?
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Truth or Dare With Pokespe!
FanfictionOoooh tor- *ahem* I mean... having fun with the pokespe! I won't take any dares on occasions, 'kay? WELCOME TO TRUTH OR DARE WITH POKESPE!!!!! Highest rank: #58 in HUMOR Cover: Google (editing soon) [Edit source: Paint.Net]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Gold *shivers* (21/7/18)
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