School's Over + Genki Girl Crystal!

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BGM: Kitto Seishun Ga Kikoeru (You'll Surely Hear Our Youth) - Muse

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*sounds of shoes being thrown aside*

*sounds of running*

Angela: Where in the world is she?

Me: *breaks down door* I'M HERE

Red: You've taken forever -_- Where were you?

Me: School. Today was the last exam. Tomorrow's preparations for our exhibition, but I'm considering school's out already.

Crystal: It's not even July yet. *sigh* School rules these days...

Gold: Yep! 

Me: *under her breath* ...like you've ever been to school

Me: Anyway, let's sta- Ruby, why're you on the floor?

Emerald: One, Sapphire kicked him off the couch. Two, he passed out from the heat

Me: And I thought Yellow was more likely to faint...

Yellow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!

Me: I mean, you look anemic and all... I thought you were anemic my whole life before I knew you... well, I was seven, you know

Blue: That's a great question - she's as pale as pale can be

Yellow: -_-

Me: Welp... lets start the day sha- WHY ARE Y'ALL NOT DEAD WITH THE HEAT?! *throws blazer into volcano*

Gold: Says the one wearing a blazer

Yellow: Who wears a blazer in summer? 

 Me: It's my school's stupid policy. AAAAAAAANYWAY, TURN THE COOLER ON! *turns cooler on high* It might bring me a skyrocketing electricity bill, but this is better than my classroom's AC - that thing only knows how to supply an acid rain

Me: Draw the curtains, its hot. Turn off every light!

*curtains drawn, lights off, not a speck of light*

Blue: ...its dark

Everyone: ._.

Me and Ruby: *bumping into everything in existence without their glasses*

Sapphire: ...just say ya can't see in the dark!

Both: I'M NOT NIGHT BLIND!

Angela: That's what happens when you avoid carrots

Ruby: MY EYES ARE ORIGINALLY WEAK!

Me: MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS THIS PROBLEM BUT NOBODY TESTED ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THATS ALL! CORRECT YOUR PREJUDICES!

Me: *cough* Anyway, to the dares *holds paper up*

Me: um

Me: *can't read a thing in the dark without glasses but won't admit it*

Angela: ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES?! YOU'RE AN ALL-TIMER! KEEP 'EM ON! *shoves glasses at my face*

Me: ow oW YOU ALMOST POKED MY EYE OUT! *sniff* rip eyelashes

Me: ...open the windows a little

*sunlight comes flooding in*

Me: *gets headache and passes out*

Everyone else: heh?

Angela: She's got no tolerance for direct sunlight after being in darkness for long 

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