BGM: Kitto Seishun Ga Kikoeru (You'll Surely Hear Our Youth) - Muse
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*sounds of shoes being thrown aside*
*sounds of running*
Angela: Where in the world is she?
Me: *breaks down door* I'M HERE
Red: You've taken forever -_- Where were you?
Me: School. Today was the last exam. Tomorrow's preparations for our exhibition, but I'm considering school's out already.
Crystal: It's not even July yet. *sigh* School rules these days...
Gold: Yep!
Me: *under her breath* ...like you've ever been to school
Me: Anyway, let's sta- Ruby, why're you on the floor?
Emerald: One, Sapphire kicked him off the couch. Two, he passed out from the heat
Me: And I thought Yellow was more likely to faint...
Yellow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
Me: I mean, you look anemic and all... I thought you were anemic my whole life before I knew you... well, I was seven, you know
Blue: That's a great question - she's as pale as pale can be
Yellow: -_-
Me: Welp... lets start the day sha- WHY ARE Y'ALL NOT DEAD WITH THE HEAT?! *throws blazer into volcano*
Gold: Says the one wearing a blazer
Yellow: Who wears a blazer in summer?
Me: It's my school's stupid policy. AAAAAAAANYWAY, TURN THE COOLER ON! *turns cooler on high* It might bring me a skyrocketing electricity bill, but this is better than my classroom's AC - that thing only knows how to supply an acid rain
Me: Draw the curtains, its hot. Turn off every light!
*curtains drawn, lights off, not a speck of light*
Blue: ...its dark
Everyone: ._.
Me and Ruby: *bumping into everything in existence without their glasses*
Sapphire: ...just say ya can't see in the dark!
Both: I'M NOT NIGHT BLIND!
Angela: That's what happens when you avoid carrots
Ruby: MY EYES ARE ORIGINALLY WEAK!
Me: MY WHOLE FAMILY HAS THIS PROBLEM BUT NOBODY TESTED ME WHEN I WAS YOUNG, THATS ALL! CORRECT YOUR PREJUDICES!
Me: *cough* Anyway, to the dares *holds paper up*
Me: um
Me: *can't read a thing in the dark without glasses but won't admit it*
Angela: ARE YOU GOING WITHOUT YOUR GLASSES?! YOU'RE AN ALL-TIMER! KEEP 'EM ON! *shoves glasses at my face*
Me: ow oW YOU ALMOST POKED MY EYE OUT! *sniff* rip eyelashes
Me: ...open the windows a little
*sunlight comes flooding in*
Me: *gets headache and passes out*
Everyone else: heh?
Angela: She's got no tolerance for direct sunlight after being in darkness for long
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Truth or Dare With Pokespe!
FanfictionOoooh tor- *ahem* I mean... having fun with the pokespe! I won't take any dares on occasions, 'kay? WELCOME TO TRUTH OR DARE WITH POKESPE!!!!! Highest rank: #58 in HUMOR Cover: Google (editing soon) [Edit source: Paint.Net]