Truth or Dare With Pokespe!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ...Gold *shivers* (21/7/18)

BGM: Everybody's Circulation - Renai circulation meme XD

A meme as a BGM for a memelord's birthday wynaut

i swear i wrote this three weeks earlier of his birthday, so there aren't any extra dares yet, but i'll do them next chapter i promise!

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~Boys' bedroom, three am midnight~

Gold: *wakes up at the crack of dawn* COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! (haha its the lyrics why am I like this)

Other boys: *asleep*

Gold: *leaps out of bed shirtless* MORNIN' AND GUESS DA OCCASSION *grabs cue pole*

Gold: *shakes Red*  SENPAI! WAKE UP, SENPAIIII! GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS

Red: *trying to sleep, sweatdrop*

Gold: Heeeeey, wake up! *sigh* Fine... *takes cue pole* Had to do this *starts poking him with cue pole* RED-SENPAI

Red: *vein pop*

Gold: SENPAI ARE YOU ASLEEP

Red: *wakes up* wELL CLEARLY NOT ANYMORE

Gold: XD

Red: *sighs and scratches head*Oh, you... and why are you shirtless? Where's the rest of your clothes?

Gold: Its too hot -3- and you're shirtless too!

Red: At least I have a vest on -_- Well what are you doing at f***ing three am, you moron?!

Gold: ITS MA BIRTHDAY!

Red: Its your... *realizes* oh, right... BUT ITS THREE AM

Gold: ITS MA-

Green: *wakes up* tf?

Red: ...its three am

Green: What is he... oh, its his birthday... just don't go to the girls' room like that

Gold: Heh, I was just about to

Both: dONT YOU DARE-

Gold: Argh, fine -3- I'll just listen to that BGM - its my new jam!

Both: *sigh* Fine, now get lost and lemme sleep *go back to sleep*

Gold:  *gradually getting louder* I'll just do some radio calisthenics that I vaguely remember! 

Gold: *opens one eye to see if they're asleep* Great, they're asleep. As if I'm gonna listen... *tiptoes to get out of room*

Red: ...idiot

Green: *sticks one foot out of bed*

Gold: *trips and falls... face-first* OW-

Green: I told you, don't go to the girls' room shirtless and in the middle of the night

Gold: Aw man... but I can't sleep!

Red: We can't do anything in that situation. See how sound asleep Ruby is? Go stick to him and see if you fall asleep

Gold: 030 nope

Both: *vein pop* *scary face* GO TO SLEEP*

Gold: how long?

Green: I'm sure you can sleep for six more hours

Gold: SIX?!

Red: SHUT YOUR FACE AND GO TO SLEEP

Gold: *groans and goes back to bed...hopefully*

Green: moron... Is this Facebook that he pokes people?