Truth or Dare With Pokespe!

THE RETURN OF NOZOMEME *maniacal laughter*

BGM: Kocchi Muite Baby - Pokespe boys ver XD 

My friend dared me to react to it and post my review in here XDDDD

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Me: *pissed*

Yellow: What happened?

Me: I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES

Yellow: ...but they're on your head

Me: ...lol *puts on glasses* AIGHT, FIRST OF ALL I'LL COMPLETE MY OWN DARE

Red: That video?

Me: Five words - I bROKE THE REPLAY BUTTON

Boys: Thanks! 

Me: Oh my Arceus Red and Silver's expression at the end of their parts... PRICELESS LOL IMMA SCREENSHOT IT

Me: What else shall I expect from my best boys? *tries not get nosebleed at the boys' chibi forms*

Angela: Why're you so eager about 2D boys?

Me: BECAUSE NOBODY LIKES ME OKAY AND I CAN MARRY WHOEVER I LIKE AS LONG AS HE'S NOT REAL. EG: RED

Gold: I think that's your guts

Me: My guts?

Gold: Yep.  You're too gutsy

Crystal: *kicks him from behind* WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO GIVE HER ADVI- *shuts up immediately after sensing Nozomeme behind her*

Me: Oh, long time no see, Nozomeme...

Crystal: *terrified* S-she's standing right behind me, isn't she?

Nozomi: *hands ready to grope Crystal* Its been 84 years, how have you been, deary? Not naughty, I hope~?

Crystal: *shakes in horror*

Me: N-nozomeme heard you scolding Gold again, Crystal... ^-^'

Gold: What ha- oh, its her. Hey, Nozomom! *gets up*Can I call you that? You're like a mom

Nozomi: Sure, sweetheart. Oh, and do you mind telling me how she's behaved? Has she been mean to you? 

Gold: *nods* Yep, she's always really mean to me... whenever I defy her, I end up with a sore bottom

Nozomi: Why do I hear so many complaints, hun~?

Crystal: *shiver goes up her spine* U-u-umm...

Nozomi: You shouldn't hit the boy you like. He's so affectionate - why are you being horrible to him~? Don't hit boys, do they hit you? Don't hit anybody. Understand, dear~? Or maybe you...

Crystal: *internal shrieking*

Nozomi: Maybe you won't listen to me. In that case, like I said before - naughty girls only understand through punishments, right~? If you've been so rude to this darling lad here, you're only telling me to manhandle you~

Crystal:  *goes white* N-n-no... 

Nozomi: Don't squirm, okay~?

Crystal: *screams and hugs Gold*

Nozomi: Awww~!

Gold: SSG? 

Crystal: *"SAVE ME THIS TIME" puppy dog eyes*

Gold: Er - okay... hey, Nozomom!

Nozomi: Yes?

Gold: She wasn't being rude to me. She was pointing out my mistake, and only hit me because I was being downright stupid! Besides, I don't mind getting hit, I'm used to it!