BGM: LOVELESS WORLD (Muse)
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Me: *sits like a boss on chair facing backwards* Its been 84 years..........
Pokespe: 84 years? Are you 84?
Me: B E G O N E T H O T. ITS BEEN 84 YEARS SINCE I CELEBRATED
Angela: Yeah... and you counted the years one by one.
Gold: *smug face* She sucks at math
Me: HEY! I GOT A LEGIT FULL COMBO-- I MEAN FULL MARKS--100 OUTTA 100--ON MATHS IN FIRST GRADE!! ( I did)
Yellow: You got that four years ago though... you're now in fifth grade.
Me: Oh well... gUYS WE HIT 2K!!!! I REPEAT, WE HAVE 2K!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD
Ruby: *cries in a corner*
Sapphire: Oi Prissy Boy, what happened to ya?
Ruby: ;_; Over two thousand people have seen me make a fool out of myself... what would my fans think!?
Gold: Anyway, how could it be that its been 84 years? Didn't we celebrate New Year just fifteen days back?
Me: *cough, cough* Weeell... *stands up and falls down* ARGH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
Pipika: Mei-san! Something's wrong with her!
Zuraxy: I bet its a cold. And didn't she break her ankle just a few days ago?
Fennec: TAKE KAA-CHAN TO DA HOSPITAL
Me: H-Hospital!?
Green: Why? You don't like them? Oh, or is it maybe because you're scared of doctors? *insert lenny face*
Me: Its nothing like that! I just don't like doctors. All I remember from childhood is just being surrounded by nurses and doctors.
Angela: Whatever *ties me up and throws me on stretcher*
Pokespe: So that means we're scot-free?
Me: NOPE DAT AIN'T GONNA BE HAPPENIN'
Pokespe: -3-
Silver: Who'll be our host then?
Me: *looks around Pokespe* it......... is........
Pokespe: O-O
Me:.......................................................PLATINA!
Platinum: O_o
Rest of the Pokespe: O_O
Me: Good luck Platz! Take good care of them while I suffer in a hospital T^T
Platinum: So... um...
Pearl and Diamond: x_x
Zuraxy: Lemme help chu
Fennec: *gulp* ._." This ain't gonna be ok...
Zuraxy: *makes evil grin*
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Dare With Pokespe!
FanfictionOoooh tor- *ahem* I mean... having fun with the pokespe! I won't take any dares on occasions, 'kay? WELCOME TO TRUTH OR DARE WITH POKESPE!!!!! Highest rank: #58 in HUMOR Cover: Google (editing soon) [Edit source: Paint.Net]
