Truth or Dare With Pokespe!

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Me: *barges in through the window with an electricity pole*

Angela: WHAT ARE YOU-

Me: I'M HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE *throws bag on the floor*

Blue: W-why have you come in through the window?!

Me: bECAUSE

Everyone: Because?

Me: ...tomorrow's an exhibition and I lost the white cloth we needed, so I'm hiding from Mom

Angela: I HAVE TO REPORT THIS

Me: ANGELA NU-

Angela: Not that you barged in through the window, that you threw your bag on the floor...again

Me: *even more terrified* OHHHHHHHHH NUUUUUUUU

Angela: *sighs and keeps my bag on a chair*

Me: aNYWAY, I'M BACK

Gold: Already? Daw, it hasn't even been two days! WHY'RE YOU SO HYPED?!

Me: WHY DO YA CARE? *hits him with electricity pole*

Platinum: Why have you come inside with an ELECTRICITY POLE?

Crystal: *genki af* ITS EVEN MORE FUNNNNN! *takes electricity pole and shoves it into fridge* LETS SEE WHAT WE GET OUTTA THIS

Random Maid (aka Wilhelmina): MISSY NO

Me: Wilhelmina, can you just replace this electricity pole with the bargepole I found in the trash can yesterday while returning home from school?

Wilhelmina: B-but, Haruka-sama, Elder Missy threw it away...

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Wilhelmina: S-she said to throw it out because it occupied space...

Me: That damn old hag of an elder sister... I'll see to her, anyway, out till I call you in again

Wilhelmina: *nods and runs for her life*

Platinum: Are... are you bossing around your babysitter?

Me: "BABYSITTER" WTF?! SHE'S MY MAID! 

Me: *sigh* Lets just start the dares

Me: Guys, remember last time when I told you to play your games?

Everyone: Yep

Gold: That was the best time of this book! I got to see my face in the game! But, I'm also the hero in Silver's game...?

Me: PreciousMetal confirmed >B) You hear this, sis? 

Silver: And that's just why I didn't play my game -_-

Green: Please don't remind me of the time I had to play as a girl... *glares at Blue*

Blue: Playing the same game in two different languages was awfully weird... AND WHY DID I HAVE TO PLAY AS RED?

Yellow: *still sadistic* Playing as the damn bastard wasn't fun

Red: ;-;

Ruby: I... I don't want to see that abomination of myself again... *shivers*

Sapphire: *internally* Please don't make me seem like an idiot who can't read ever again ;~;

Emerald: *salty* I'll only play again if I get a remake -3-

Platinum: I think I got to see what living in Twinleaf as a commoner feels like ^-^

Diamond: I GOT TO EAT NOTHING