Tmnt Dares

Chapter 35

---Ding---

Mikey- Dares.

Bridgette- I know, I'm right here.

Mikey- Sorry. Dares.

Bridgette- Fine, Rebeccatmntlover654 asks for Leo and Karai did u two like the Leorai episodes and how did you feel when watching it. ( Rebeccatmntlover654 dares for Leo to propose to Karai.) *Shows Leo the dare*

Leo- Hell no.

Bridgette- Why?

Leo- Just no, not now. I don't have money either.

Bridgette- Okay, whatever. Now answer the questions.

April- I want to know what the dare is.

Leo- No.

April- Please.

Leo- You are nosy. 

April- I know.

Bridgette- Answer the questions, so I can get back to my movie. 

Karai- The episodes were good and I felt like I was reliving them I guess.

  Leo- I loved the episodes and I guess it made me feel I was reliving them too. 

Shini-*Claps* Good answer.

Bridgette- What is this 'Family Feud'.

Shini- It is whatever I want it to be.Now to the dares.

Bridgette- I'm scared but to the dares. I guess. God_Of_Laziness dares the turtles, girls, and Adam to switch clothes. These are the people who need to switch Leo and Karai, Donnie and April, Raph and Mona, Mikey and Shini and Adam and Bridgette. Also dares Leo not to have a heart attack after VernicaHernandez9's dare. And the ask is for Master Splinter "Do you think that this got too sexual?"Also, dare MS to sing "Baby got back" by Sir Mix a Lot.

Leo and Karai- What VernicaHernandez9's dare?

Bridgette-*Shows only Karai and Raph the dare* (VernicaHernandez9 dares Karai to tell Leo that she is pregnant with Raphs twins.)

Karai and Raph- *Confused*

Bridgette- Look what you two did. Leo no heart attack. 

Raph- That's going to be hard.

Karai- Um...Leo

Bridgette-*Laughing*

Karai- I'm...pregnant with Raph's twins. Sorry.

Leo- Wha...what .*Trying not to have a heart attack then faints*

Bridgette- *Laughing even harder*

Everyone but, Karai, Leo and Raph- What!?

Mona-*Looks mad*

Karai- I'm not. 

Mona- Good. *Still giving Raph an evil look*

Karai- Trust me, Raph and I have never had sex.

MS- Yes, I have thought about these dares are going sexual.

Everyone- *Changes clothes.*

Bridgette- Master Splinter, sing.

MS- This song is sexual. 

Bridgette-Sing.

MS- Why did I sign up for this?

---Music Starts---

MS-I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! Fellas! 
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot:]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them, bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies!  Ladies
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Haha, only if she's 5'3".

MS- I'm not singing anymore. *Leaves*

 Bridgette- Now that song is going to be in my head.  

Leo-*Gets up*

Raph- What did you dream about, Leo.

Leo- Wait, it ws a dream.

Karai- A dream, no. I did say I was pregnant with Raph's twins.

Leo- *Faints again*

Shini- *Throws water on Leo*

Leo- I'm up.

Karai- Leo, I'm kidding.

Leo- Really?

Karai and Raph- Yes.

Bridgette- TremorDusk dares me to slap Mona really hard, Shini to swear in Japanese at MS, Karai to say that she and Leo are Leorai, Shini, and Mikey to say they are Shiniangelo, and dares Karai to get a paintball gun and shoot Leo and Raph.

Shini- I and Mikey are Shiniangelo forever.

Karai- I and Leo are Leorai. NOw give me the paintball gun.

Bridgette- Not yet.

Karai- Please.

Bridgette- No. *Slaps Mona*

Mona- That hurt.

Bridgette- That's for the date with Adam.

Adam- Don't hurt me. It was a dare.

Bridgette- I will use the paintball gun for that.

Adam- *Runs away*

(I used google translate, so no telling what I really don't know what I said. And copy, paste the Japanese words/symbols into google translate)

Bridgette- Master Splinter come here.

MS- I'm not singing.

Bridgette-No, Shini needs to say something to you.

Shini- ねえ

MS-What is up with you and cussing.

Shini- 私には問題がある  

MS- *Hits Shini with cane* That should teach you.

Shini- たわごと  

MS- *Looks at Shini*

Shini- *Shuts Up*

Karai- Now give me the paintball gun.

Bridgette- *Shoots Adam, then gives it to Karai*

Adam- Ow!

Karai - Thx for the gun.*Shoots Leo and Raph*

Leo and Raph-  OUCH!!

Karai- I'm keeping this.

Bridgette- We should be scared.

Donnie- Leave Dare/Asks. Peace.