homiesexuals

and i never fuckin' learned how to read

he didn't fucking know how to have gay sex.

he started to panic and called jackson, hoping he'd answer. thankfully, the older male answered after the second ring, making yugyeom sigh in relief.

"you good bro?" jackson asked.

"i am not good!"

"what's up?"

"um. just for future references you know, just in case it springs on me randomly.."

"SPILL THE TEA, BITCH!" jackson said impatiently, sighing a bit.

"HOW DO I HAVE GAY SEX?"

"oh." jackson said. that was not what he was expecting. "um. why don't i send you a message instead?"

"that's fine! thanks!"

—

jackson:
okay so like what

yugyeom:
TELL ME HOW TO DO IT
I DONT WANT TO ACCIDENTALLY KILL BAMBAM

jackson:
well ok so u need lube and a condom (unless he freaky but y'all need to make sure you don't got std's or some shit)
and if he wants you to, put lube on ur fingers and finger him first to like stretch him out so it doesn't hurt him that much
when he's good with that you can just take ur fingers out and put lube on ur dick u kno
and /PUT THAT SHIT IN SLOWLY. MARK SAYS IT'S PAINFUL AS HELL IF YOU DON'T/
make sure he's used to you after a few seconds and then u can fuck him
k and fyi mark doesn't like it when i cum in him cause he says that shit hard as fuck to clean out but if bambam wants you to do it then do it
also for bambam to finish quicker u can jerk him off while you fuck him
unless thats not what he wants
okay so thats pretty much it
have fun kiddies😩😩😩😩

yugyeom:
THANKS
also you got a little too descriptive at some parts but thanks anyway

jackson:
yup

yugyeom:
is condoms and lube expensive

jackson:
do u just wanna come over to my place and i'll give u mine

yugyeom:
um
i guess
omw then

—

bambam got snacks just in case they were hungry before or after, setting them on his desk next to his bed.

he even lit a few candles and made his bed look nice. he set out some of his special things, then went to his closet. he had an outfit he wanted to wear when this happened.

after he pulled his clothes on, he went into the bathroom to do his makeup and hair. he wanted to look sexy as fuck and make yugyeom feel good and happy.

—

five o'clock. bambam was nervous but he waited on his bed, trying to find a good position to sit in. he left a note on the door for yugyeom to just come in, and he kind of regret it because would if he looked weird and yugyeom saw.

for at least the five hundredth time, he checked in his body mirror to see if he looked good. he stood in various poses and bit his lip erotically, licking them as well. he looked over to the dildo that was sitting on his bed, and grabbed it.

maybe he should get some practice before yugyeom came.

"hey-"

"AH!" bambam screeched, chucking the toy and yugyeom's face.

"ow!" yugyeom whined, rubbing the cheek that got hit.

"oh my god, yugyeom, are you okay?!" bambam gasped, turning bright red.