𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐏𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓

lost in japanties

(A/N AGAIN if you are a muffin please skip this chapter if you don't want your sweet image of shawn being innocent ruined. I don't want to ruin muffin boy for you. Hugs and kisses mwah)

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Previously on Grouphat
Madison🍼: I'm not a celeb I'll fight back

{NOW}

Tori: I blame the essay for this

Madison🍼: seriously tho if anyone is giving you shit hmu I'll handle it

Yocelin: ME TWEETING: yall want more tea on torta and why shawn attacked her publicly here you go.

Shawn Mendes appears to be your typical innocent white boy. It seems like the singer-songwriter could do nothing wrong. That is, until now. The Canadian has been reportedly doing drugs and making sex tapes with singer Nick Jonas and actor Tom Holland. In this essay I will expose the white man for his wrongdoings.
I have impeccable sources, ranging from his fantastic manager, Andrew Gertler, to his ~interesting~ fan account ImHighkeyShawn, to the man himself, Shawn Peter Raul Mendes. The allegations started when a scandalous picture of Mr. Mendes using a bong had surfaced the Internet, quickly spreading over several social media platforms such as Instagram, Twitter, and even Facebook. The 10 year olds on Facebook were not very happy about that, claiming that their muffin man is far too innocent for deeds like that.

Yocelin: hwhehx

Tori: YOCELIN SHUT UP

Ella🌸: YOCELIN

Ella🌸: WHAT THE

Yocelin:

Yocelin: IM ONLY SPEAKING THE TRUTH

Tori: LIES

Kayla: I'm LOL I just saw your tweet tori

Tori: Oh okay just making sure

Kayla: shawn's FBI is going after u

Ella🌸: 😂😂🤪

Tori: oooof all I did was search up "shawn mendes bong"

Katt🤪: wjskri2jd

Kayla: HAHA ME TOO

Madison: LMAOWJFHW

Kayla: I was curious

Katt🤪: it comes up that easily

Tori: what if shawn acutally does smoke and keeps it a secret

Kayla: he's a fucking narrator as he lights it

Ella🌸: HANSIWJDNE

Yocelin: "so what I'm about to do is light this bong up and smoke some dope ass weed, you guys should try its dope"

Yocelin: 🤪😂

Ella🌸: I FEWL LIKE HE DOES

Tori: he probably was high when he wrote lost in japanties

Tori: JOANA

Tori: JAPAN

Kayla: LOST IN JAPANTIES

Yocelin: Lost in Joana

Katt🤪: Jeieidj

Ella🌸: japanties 2pfidjsn

Katt🤪: hmmm who's joana shawn?

Tori: uwixjjw katt😂

Madison🍼: yasss my fav🤪

Madison🍼: me and shawna are gonna get high together and make a song🤪🤪

Yocelin: madison mood

Ella🌸: same madison

Cass💫: yes madison goals

Madison🍼: yes we finna get litty 🤪

Tori: if yall get high together make him leak the studio version of WIITYAS

Madison: we're gonna do it out of a bong, a pipe, and a few blunts

Katt🤪: FKKWKFJW

Madison🍼: i will

Kayla: I'm patiently waiting for a video of shawn high to be leaked

Ella:🌸: if we're all high I'll make him leak she'll be the one

Katt🤪: but I'll buy him the juul so he'll like me

Kayla: I feel like his voice would be soothing

Kayla: when he says stupid shit

Yocelin: no wonder shawn thinks we are weirdos

Yocelin: we're talking like he doesn't see this shit