Truth or Dare With Pokespe!

THE RETURN OF NOZOMEME *maniacal laughter*

Silver: Well at least he's admitting he's stupid...

Red: Yep...

Nozomi: Alright! *goes and sits in a chair and looks at all the girls* I'm back. I hope you'll all behave like proper children now, hear me?

Girls: *nod nod nod*

Eli: WOMEN, SAVE YOUR DIGNITY CYKA BYLAT

Girls: *hide in a corner*

Crystal: *pushes Gold away once Nozomi isn't looking*

Gold: Hey what was that for?!

Crystal: Finally... *sigh*

Gold: HEY NOZO-

Crystal: GOLD NO *kisses him to muffle it*

Nozomi: Yes~?

Crystal: *stops kissing him* ITS NOTHING, ITS NOTHING! *nervous smile*

Gold: Maybe I should do this more often... ^///////^

Nozomi: Haruka dear, I can stay, right?

Me: Y-y-y-y-y-yes, Nozomeme!

Nozomi: Thanks~

Girls: *making plans on how to avoid Nozomi groping them*

Me: The boys are lucky... now they've got Nozomeme to their rescue

Gold and Ruby: YAY SHE CAN'T BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME ANYMORE *victory hug*

Both: NO MORE BROKEN NOSES  OR SORE BOTTOMS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY  *tears of joy*

Sapphire: Just ya wait... *grits teeth*

Crystal: I don't care. I got away from that demonic succubus so I'm good *puts hands protectively around her chest*

Me: More importantly though, who called her?

Eli: *coughs awkwardly*

Girls: *death glare her* WHY YOU-

Crystal: T-the cause of my suffering, that's you! *angry tearful face*

Eli: OH MY GOD NO

Me: *gasp* ELICCHI HOW COULD YOU 

Eli: *runs for her life*

Girls: I'LL GET BACK AT YOU... JUST WAIT!

Platinum: *sneezes*

Diamond: MISSY?! DO YOU HAVE A COLD?!

Pearl: DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?!

Platinum: I think its a summer cold. After all, we did sleep on futons, without blankets last night since our bedroom was ablaze

Sapphire: ALL BECAUSE OF THIS BAKA *smacks Ruby on the head*

Blue: SAPPHIRE NO-

Ruby: OWWW *intentionally makes it loud*

Nozomi: *creeps up behind Sapphire* Dear, what did I say about not hitting your crush~?

Sapphire: *paralyzed with fear* W-w-w-w-w-well...

Yellow: W-we were too late...

Nozomi: You naughty girls just don't understand, do you, without a rough punishment? *snaps fingers*

Sapphire: P-please, no... 

Nozomi: I'm sorry, sweetie, but this is how you'll learn your lesson *gets ready*

Sapphire: NOOO! *tries to run but gets caught*

Nozomi: *grabs her chest from behind*

Crystal:  Way too late... *gulp*