Crackheads

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Crackheads

Jin: Hmm how do we kindly tell this?

Chim🐥: Hey you dumb fucks

Jin: jimin we will be patient jm-okay jimin we will be kind jm-okay also jm hEy yoU dUmb fUckS

Kookie: I hope you're not talking to me

Chim🐥: who else could I be talking to?

Kookie: and I thought you were not that annoying anymore

Chim🐥: stfu

Chim🐥: where is the other one?

Kookie: ?

Chim🐥: where is Tae?

Kookie: I don't know

Tae: here

Jin: hey sweeties so we gathered here today to tell you some things

Chim🐥: now you will shut the fuck up and listen 🤗

Hoseok: Why is something happening every five minutes?

Chim🐥: shut up and be quiet

Hoseok: excuse me?

Chim🐥: I mean Hobi my friend can you not talk for five minutes?

Hoseok: sure

Chim🐥: I was talking with Jungkook

Hoseok: you were what

Tae: of course you were

Chim🐥: Tae stfu it's not your turn yet

Chim🐥: so I was talking to this bitch and he started telling me some things

Kookie: These hoes ain't loyal

Hoseok: what did he say?

Chim🐥: Jungkook believes that Tae is in love with a girl

Tae: uh..?

Hoseok: A GIRL? LMAO

Chim🐥: guess the girl

Hoseok: how? All of the girls in our school are hideous

Hoseok: no offence to these girls

Jungkook: hoe wait

Chim🐥: Jiwoo

Hoseok: ???

Chim🐥: Jungkook thinks Tae is in love with Jiwoo

Hoseok: ...

Tae: WHAT

Chim🐥: It's true

Hoseok: Tae..🙂?

Tae: WAIT WHAT NO I'M NOT

Hoseok: .

Tae: BEFORE YOU KILL ME WAIT

Tae: I.AM.NOT

Tae: Wth kookie?

Kookie: But you always talk so fondly of her and you literally said that you liked her

Tae: No I didn't

Kookie: 'Do you really like Jiwoo?' 'Of course I do'

Tae: of course I like her

Tae: as a friend

Tae: that doesn't make sense kookie

Kookie: okay now hearing it like that it sounds weird

Chim🐥: okay good the first one is gone

Tae: the first one?

Chim🐥: it's your turn

Tae: what did I do?

Jin: so I was talking with Tae and he said an interesting thing

Chim🐥: you mean the dumbest thing anyone has ever said

Tae: hey it was not dumb and how do you even know?

Jin: some screenshots were sent

Tae: wow

Kookie: what did Tae say?

Jin: oh god okay how do I say this

Chim🐥: so this shit said that you were in love with me

Kookie: wat

Tae: HEY DON'T CALL ME SHIT

Kookie: wait what

Jin: it's true

Jin: he thinks Jungkook is in love with Jimin

Kookie: ..

Kookie: ...

Kookie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hoseok: WHAT OMFG

Kookie: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hoseok: This day is amazing

Kookie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Tae: okay wait I had good reasons

Chim🐥: let's hear them

Tae: they are always uh talking in a way an old married couple would talk

Chim🐥: ?

Tae: and kookie said he is in love with someone that loves someone else

Chim🐥: that could be anyone

Chim🐥: like literally

Tae: but

Kookie: AHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Hoseok: literally what the fuck is going on

Kookie: Oh my god I have tears

Kookie: Me and him.. 🤠

Kookie: I mean no offence hoe

Kookie: It's not that I don't like you

Chim🐥: you like me?

Kookie: uh not really

Kookie: but out of all the people you thought I fell for Jimin?

Tae: yes

Kookie: Okay I'm not

Kookie: sorry hoe you're not my type

Chim🐥: I mean if perfection isn't your type it's okay

Jin: LMAO (high five)

Tae: then who is it?

Kookie: who is what?

Tae: who is the person you are in love with?

Hoseok: (sips tea unbothered)

Chim🐥: (sips tea impatiently)

Jin: (sips tea shocked)

Kookie: sorry Tae I don't want to say

Tae: oh

Chim🐥: (flips tea)

Hoseok: (flips table with tea on it)

Tae: it's okay I don't want to say either

Jin: (flips everything in my house)

Tae: wanna play fortnite?

Kookie: I thought you would not never ask

Chim🐥: I'll go jump out of the window real quick

Kookie: have fun

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I want them to dye their hair with pastel colours