The Fitnessgram Pacer Test...

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Hey ho, Kai the Editor here! So it's currently Mason, Val, and myself on a call. Keep in mind it's 3AM for Val.... So I introduce to you, Val!!!!!


Val: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start

Me: *continuously while Val says that entire thing*

NOOOOO

VALLLLLL

VAL STOPPP

NOOOOOOOO


Most of these are just random snippets of the conversation... But Val hasn't made many appearances in this book yet. 

Val: Ooh Matches!

Val: I think I messed up the box

Val: Double flames!

Val: They're coming together. It looks hugeeee.

Val: *presumably touching one of the matches* FUCKING SHIT IT'S STILL HOT



Val: ohhhhhhhhhhh

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