This is Tiny btw
T: What do you call a Spanish speaking horse?
T: A uno-corn
couple minutes later
T: Everyone in out group chat is mild salsa. Except Val Val is siracha
Couple minutes late
T: Im gonna legally change my name so people have to call me daddy
Me: T no ones even gonna call you that if you did that
T: You know how they call out names at a restaurant
Val: Ya
T: Imagine them going i have a meal for Daddy
Couple minutes later
T: Val
T: Val do you have any food
Val: Hmmm
T: Do you have anyfood
Val: What
T: Food!
Couple minutes later
T: what if the reason we haven't found Narnia is because we have been looking in our closets when we should be looking in our fridges
Couple Minutes Later
T: I wonder if there a butt piercing...I mean there's piercings of everything else
Val: You could get a tattoo
T: I know you can get piercings near your butt
T: I also don't understand nipple piercings
T: I bet they would hurt
Me and Val: Ya
T: oh my god have you seen that gut who weight lifts stuff with his nipple
T: Do your nipples even have muscle
Val: Its probably tishue
Couple Minutes Later
T: * Is looking directly into the camera well smiling * Hi...I am Obama
T: I feel like if i had to compare myself to a potato chip i would be Lays classic obv
Val: wHAT IF YOU WHERE A vegetable
t: i WOULD BE A PINNAPLE
Val: Thats a fruit
T: Oh i would be a sack of potatoes
Val: Oh yay well be potato together
T: I feel like your more of a yam
T: Oh my god can you inject pumpkin spice latte i bet white girls do that like if you ask a white girl what her drug of choose would be she would be like pumpkin spice latte
Couple Minutes Later
Me: * Me in my head * He keeps saying daddy make it stop
YOU ARE READING
out of context (T-squad)
Randomhey guys you seem to be seeing me a lot, it @Pride_Eye and since i am the only one that is on this app at the moment while on a call i'm the one that if forced to write this. this book will be a text book with all the random shit that happens in t...
