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by BLACKCATISMS

by BLACKCATISMS

o45. 💌 [spam]
to: dearreaders@gmail.com
subject: field trip + accents

so my class went on a rock climbing
field trip today so that was lots of fun.
my teacher is going away next year so
we brought him a cake and a test book
signed by us and surprised him and he
started crying oml.

today was fun except that now my
fore arms are gonna hurt like hell
tomorrow oof but yeah i really love
rock climbing even if i'm not good
at it but it's fun. I've gone rock climbing
before (we went on this cruise to
alaska and the ship had it on the
top outer floor so i did that along
with my dad) and once before somewhere
else too but i forget where -

anyways so my crush takes french
and in socials he just sometimes
starts speaking in it and he has the
best accent in the world like I could
listen to it all day no matter if i
understand a word he's saying or not oof

oooooof also my sister keeps saying
my hair looks gross and stringy
BUT ITS NOT WTF. LIKE ITS JUST
A BIT OILY SINCE I PUT SOME OIL
IN IT ON PURPOSE SIGH