Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this book. In which the author exposes what it's like to be a Wattpad boy, rants about life and controversial topics, and makes the world laugh.
When you first join Wattpad, it’s like a magical fairyland of unexplored possibilities.
But then reality comes crashing down, and you suddenly realise that it’s not all books and roses...
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Like that moment you drop your pizza on the pavement and someone steps on it. Yeah, ouch.
The internet has a dark side too, and few people make it out unscathed.
Welcome, folks, to the six stages of Wattpad.
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Stage #1 – The Honeymoon Phase
This is that moment when you’re a complete newbie on Wattpad, and you’re still finding your feet in the big orange world out there – figuring everything out.
You read almost anything on your recommended list. You ghost stories and rarely, if ever, leave comments. You follow all of your favourite authors, and stay up long hours into the night reading books.
Wattpad is just so damn cool. You can’t wait to tell your friends about it. “Look mom, free books!”
You waste study hours surfing Wattpad and binging on your favourite stories. The truth is, by this time – you’re fully and utterly addicted. You can’t get enough of Wattpad. It’s like an online drug.
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