Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this book. In which the author exposes what it's like to be a Wattpad boy, rants about life and controversial topics, and makes the world laugh.
Welcome to the madhouse, kids. Before we get started, I'd like to introduce myself to those of you who don't already know me. Or should I say, meet my bitmoji.
He's going to be guiding you through all these rants, so hopefully you'll drop by and say hello. But be careful, he's high-key obsessed with pizza.
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Okay, but all third-person jokes aside, I'm Leonardo DiCaprio the second (not really, but a guy can dream). You can just call me Leo or Lee.
And as a disclaimer: the title of this book explains it all, so please do not come to me with butt-hurt comments about how one of my rants is directed at you. Because trust me, it's not. This book was created so I could vent my frustrations with the world, and hopefully make you laugh as well.
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Also, if you are an awkward human being, do me a favour and come join the club. I need more homies to make me feel less like an octopus in this big orange world.
