Disclaimer: No fangirls were harmed in the making of this book. In which the author exposes what it's like to be a Wattpad boy, rants about life and controversial topics, and makes the world laugh.
I hate it when complete strangers automatically assume they know me. I'm talking about those clingy-af girls who have barely spoken two words to you in their life, and go around telling everyone that you're practically married.
Bish, excuse me?
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
First of all, I have no idea who the duckling you are. Second of all, since when did we skip straight from the ‘aquaintance’ phase right to the wedding?
Honey, don't you think it's a bit strange to not even know your husband's middle name or age? Bless up, you delusional child, before I block that shiz.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
