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jackoff🍆:
|what happened with kunpishit|

|why what happened|

jackoff🍆:
|*insert screenshot*|

|wow|
|i should really reevaluate his definition of nice|
|i told im to go easy on you cuz he was pissed off about you 'upsetting' me|

jackoff🍆:
|im still sorry btw|

|i told you. it's fine|
|ill tell whenever i feel like it|
|but for now. i dont think you deserve to know|

jackoff🍆:
|it's fine|

|sorry|
|it's a really sensitive topic for me|

jackoff🍆:
|i understand and i respect your decision|

|im curious|
|who smacked the senses into you|

jackoff🍆:
|yugyeom|
|then bam came at me|

|you didnt ask the others?|

jackoff🍆:
|they know about this?|

|i thought you knew|

jackoff🍆:
|am i the only one in the group who doesnt know?|

|it's kinda weird hearing us as a group|
|but yeah|
|they were there when that specific event happened|

jackoff🍆:
|if we were in a kpop group, we'd be a messy one|

|no one would listen to us|

jackoff🍆:
|bam is too annoying, youngjae and yugyeom are too precious but can kill (ya know), jb hyung is too boring and jinyoung is too dangerous for everyone, by looks alone|

|that's actually accurate|

jackoff🍆:
|we'll flop|
|i just know it|

|but i bet our choreography will be good tho since we'd have jinyoung and yugyeom|

jackoff🍆:
|then there's youngjae and jb for vocals|

|but god forbid bambam to sing|

jackoff🍆:
|oh my god|
|what is he even good at?|

|being a diva apparently|

jackoff🍆:
|he's the greatest diva out of all of us|

|no objections to that|

jackoff🍆:
|if we were in group i doubt  we'll even practice|
|it's hard to get everyone in the same place due to our schedules|

|yeah|

jackoff🍆:
|well thats a good thing we arent one|

|too much stress|

jackoff🍆:
|what would our name be anyways?|

|i dunno. let's ask them|

jackoff🍆: |alright|

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i think this is the last one for today. ive already drafted the next one

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