Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Drunken Roblox With Dirty Dan (Both)

Seashell: OHMYMOONSOHMYMOONSOHMYMOONS!!!

Air: OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH!!!!

Rainkeeper: What are you two freaking out over?

Seashell: NETFLIX FINALLY UPDATED ITS SHOWS!!

Air: AND SEASON 13 OF SUPERNATURAL IS ON IT!!! Sue, I'm not done with season 12 yet, BUT IT'S THERE WHEN I'M READY!!

Seashell: AND THERE'S SEASON 2 OF RIVERDALE AND IT'S SO GOOD OMG!!

Nightflyer: *sighs* Why did I introduce them to television?

Joy: I don't know, but I have watched every single episode of Lucifer, and there's no more of it, and I AM VERY MAD. 

Rainkeeper: This is why I don't watch TV.

Hosts:.......

Seashell: That's an option?

*players appear*

Glory: So, it's SUMMER-

Winter: The Ice Kingdom doesn't have summer. We live in the eternal darkness of winter.

Deathbringer: What, does your moodiness physically block out the sun or something?

Seashell: What is that place, Arendelle after Elsa goes crazy? 

Winter: What?

Players: What?

Hosts: What?

Seashell: *bangs head against wall*

Sunny: So what are we doing on this beautiful day?

Nightflyer: *looks outside*

Nightflyer: It's raining and humid. 

Sunny: Still beautiful.

Joy: You're all getting drunk and playing roblox while we sit back, sip margaritas and watch. 

Seashell: Ooooo margaritas...

Air: Ew.

Rainkeeper: *appears with several bottles of liquor*

Rainkeeper: Alright, pick your poison!

Glory: I'll take some hemlock.

Joy: Dibs on Nightshade!

Tsunami: Aconite, if you please.

Kinkajou: No way, I want some belladonna! Need to teach Coconut a lesson.

Rainkeeper: ........Guys.....I meant what kind of DRINK you want....Not actual poison...

Deathbringer: Aww.

Joy: But Kinkajou, I can totally hook you up with some Belladonna.

Kinkajou: We'll talk later.

Turtle: Kinkajou!

Kinkajou: Ssssssh.

*several drinks and computer difficulties later*

Clay: What........what dis?

Sunny: OH LOOK! THE LITTLE creepy scavenger IS HAPPY!!!

Tsunami:...Sunny, I'm pretty sure you're dying...

Sunny: BUT HE'S SMILY! THAT MEAN HAPPY!

Turtle: WHU IS DIS GUME?!?! WE'RE PLAYIN WID DERANGED LOOKING LEGOS!

Moon: *gasps* Dey ARRRRRRRR LEGO SCAVENGIES!!!

Starflight: I bet they high as shit on majic jells-fishy.

Joy: *sips margarita*

Joy: Why does drunk Starflight always assume everyone is high?

Nightflyer: I'm not sure.

Air: *giggles*

Rainkeeper: Air, are you....drunk?

Air: No........Yes.....

Air: Don't ask stupid questions.

Kinkajou: *dumbly staring at the keyboard*

Kinkajou: So- so DOUBLE-U, is for WALK, right guys?

Kinkajou: *hovers talon over W key*

Kinkajou:........

Kinkajou: I don think Vodka likes me...... *passes out*

Glory: This is SO BORING. How do I kill the lego people?

Deathbringer: So WHATCHA GOTTA DO, is you gotta nock over their lttle lego houses, and CRUSH THEM.

Seashell:.........Are they plotting to kill Lego people while playing RoBlox?

Peril: YES! BUUUUUUUUUURN LITTLE YELLOW SUNNYS!!!!

Clay: Ril, dose are legos, not little Sunnys.

Clay: *laughs* LIT SUNNYS!

Peril: YEA LET'S LIT SUNNY ON FIYA!!!!

Sunny: Hu?

Peril: *sets Sunny on fire*

Sunny: *screams*

Fatespeaker: Woooooooooooooah. I can feel screaming...

Rainkeeper: Fatespeaker, did you mix smokeberries into your drink?

Fatespeaker:.........Mays beeeeees....

Rainkeeper: *shakes head* I told you it wasn't wise to do that.

Fatespeaker: Bu I can see throu tiiiiiiiime.....

Winter: This game is DUMB.

Qibli: Yer dumb.

Winter: No, I'm Dirty dan.

Qibli: NO,IM DIRTY DAN!

Winter: NO IM DIRTY DAN!

Qibli: *picks up keyboard and smack Winter with it*

Winter: *falls unconscious*

Qibli: *drops bloody keyboard and goes back to Roblox*

Qibli: I'm Dirty Dan, bitch.

Riptide: Oh! I'm a rabbit now! How do I get adopted?

Carnelian: I'LL ADOPT YOU! IMMA BABY, BUT I'LL DO IT ANYWAY!

Umber: Wait, yous a baby? CAN I KEEP YOUS!!?!? 

Carnelian: In da game, Umbie....

Umber: *tackles Carnelian and hugs her*

Umber: Soft baby.....

Carnelian: UMBER! BAD RAINBOW! GET BACK IN THE SKITTLES BAG!

Umber: Sssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh baby.... it's nap time...

Umber: *passes out*

Hosts:....

Joy: Well this was interesting.

Nightflyer: We should make them drunk all the time. It's more interesting.

Air: Except for Tsunami.

Tsunami: Stupid game why am I even playing don't wanna be a dumb lego with a smiley face he's happier then I am-

Rainkeeper: I don't understand how she's sober. We gave her so much vodka....

Air: I think Tsunami's like Dean Winchester. Neither of them can really get drunk. 

Joy: True. Hey, when's your Air Force starting?

Air: Oh shoot I forgot about that. *grabs Nightflyer and runs out*

Rainkeeper: *glances back at players*

Rainkeeper: Do you think they'll be okay if we leave them here alone?

Joy:........

Clay: NO, I'M DIRTY DAN!

Joy: Nah. But let's go anyway.

Hosts: *leave*

Qibli: *raises keyboard*

Qibli: My name is Dirty. DAN.