Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet

Lazy Town (Both)

Hosts: *are chilling*

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Rainkeeper: *pulls fire alarm and starts screaming*

Joy: AH! *covers ears* RAINKEEPER WHAT THE HELL?!!?!?!? 

Air :WHY WOULD YOU PULL THAT?!!??!

Rainkeeper: *is getting rained on by sprinklers*

Rainkeeper: BECAUSE WE HAVE 22 FREAKING DARES TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seashell: Well, 21, if we're doing one today.

Rainkeeper: THAT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE!!!!!

Nightflyer: *turns off fire alarm* So, what do you want to do? Stop the dares again?

Joy: That's not a very nice thing to do.

Rainkeeper: We have dares from like, July that we still haven't done.

Air: Really?

Rainkeeper: Yea.

Air: Oh. I'M SORRY DARE SCAVENGERS!

Nightflyer: Air, you don't need to apologize-

Air: But I feel bad! Let's do one of those dares today!

Joy: *shrugs* Okay.

Seashell: But we had plans for today!

Joy: Cancel them.

Seashell: I CAN'T JUST CANCEL THEM!

Joy: Why not?

Seashell: *screams* DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GATHER THE TEN TAILS FROM NATURTO!?!?!!?!?!?!

Joy: ..............................Noooooooo.

Rainkeeper: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper: How the fuck did you two manage this game on your own?

Air: What's there to manage?

Rainkeeper:.....................Oh I don't know, The number of dares you have to do, who commented them, the ORDER they were commented in in order to write them fairly, keeping updates regular-

Seashell: Organizing guest dragons from the future, reserving halls and fields so that they can play croquet and kill each other, RESURRECTING THE FUCKING DEAD FOR HIDE AND SEEK, Gathering people, creatures, animals, anatamronics,savengers, Bendy, and countless others so that they can do weird dares-

Rainkeeper: Not to mention keeping Darkstalker under control until we need him again!

Joy: WOULD THE TWO OF YOU STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING!?!?!?!?

Seashell/Rainkeeper: *shuts up*

Joy: Thank you. See, now this is your problem. You're analyzing this whole thing FAR too much. Look at Air. Does she seem at all worried about those things?

Air: *is humming and doodling a picture of Dean and Castiel kissing*

Seashell: Noooooo.

Joy: Exactly. The game is no longer fun if you worry too much.

Rainkeeper: But-

Joy: NO BUTS! We've wasted enough time discussing this! Let's do a dare.

*players appear*

Qibli: Uh, why is the ground all wet?

Joy: Cause Rainkeeper pulled the fire alarm earlier.

Qibli: ...............Oh?

Turtle: What are we doing now?

Air: SINGING!

Clay: Everyone?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Clay/Starflight/Glory/Sunny: NO! NOT TSUNAMI NOTTSUNAMINOTTSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tsunami: *glares*

Turtle: What are we singing?

Seashell: We are number one from Lazy Town.

Joy: NO DROPS OUTS!

Sunny: Lazy Town? YES!

Kinkajou: WOO HOOOO!!!

Glory: Oh please no.

Deathbringer: yessssssssssssssss.

Glory: Wait WHAT? YOU LIKE LAZY TOWN?!?!?!!?

Deathbringer: WHAT? NO! Of course not!

Rainkeeper: Let it begin!

Clay: Hey Peril?

Peril: Yea?

Clay: Are you, uh, a real villain?

Peril: Well, uh, technically... nah.

Carnelian: Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?

Deathbringer: Nah.

Qibli: Have you ever tried a disguise?

Umber: Nah, nah...

Winter: Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!

All: Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One

Moon: Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history

Kinkajou: If you wanna be a Villain Number One

You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound

Fatespeaker: Shh!

Sunny: No, don't touch that!

All: We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One

Tsunami: Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw

Glory: Go!

Turtle: Throw it on him, not me!

Riptide: Ugh, let's try something else.

Starflight: Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

Sunny: Ha ha ha, *gasp* what are you doing!?

All: Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One

Hey!

D.O.D.: Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are Number One

J.W.: Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One

Hey!

All: Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

We are Number One
Hey!

Hey!  

Hosts: *cheer*