Seashell: So.......
Rainkeeper: Anything perilous happen recently that we can discuss?
Nightflyer: Nope.
Joy: ......... So, Air, anything horrible happen on Supernatural recently?
Air:....... Not really..... I mean, Crowley has some serious Mommy issues, and Cain is....well, CAIN, but that's about it.
Nightflyer:......... Then why were you sobbing at an episode like two hours ago?
Air: Because it was related to war soldiers and I watched Dean's face and got traumatic fanfiction flashbacks that I'd prefer now to talk about, so someone please change the subject.
Joy:..... Some members of my squad are highly skilled torturers.
Rainkeeper: WTF?
Joy: Don't ask.
*players appear*
Nightflyer: TODAY IS A VERY RARE EVENT!
Sunny: So......Sunkat?
Glory: That's never good to hear.
Clay: I'd be afraid, but at this point I have just given in.
Deathbringer: This game can actually be enjoyable at times...
Joy: *gasps* Why THANK you.
Seashell: Today we have a TRUTH.
Nightflyer: TWO TRUTHS, actually.
Riptide: Truths?
Tsunami: We can get those?
Starflight: At this point I think we all just figured it was Dare or Dare...
Rainkeeper: WELL IT'S NOT!
Joy: So it's question time for Ripnami!
Tsunami: WHAT SERIOUSLY!?!?!
Seashell:....Yah.
Riptide: When was the last time we DID anything Ripnami related?
Hosts:.........
Air: When we broke the fourth wall and had Harry Potter characters in here?
Nightflyer: YOU'RE HARRY FREAKING POTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: Oh no.
Rainkeeper: GREAT JOB AIR. You've unleashed him!
Joy: YOU HAD ONE JOB CARL!
Seashell: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Nightflyer: YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO PIGFARTS. YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP. DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP POTTTAR!?!?!?
Fatespeaker: What is happening....
Rainkeeper: EVERYBODY JUST STOP AND FOCUS.
Nightflyer: FOCUS! IT'S LeviOsa, not LeviosAAAAAA.
Air: Do I have to lock you up in y Supernatural closet until you calm down?
Nightflyer: NO!
Air: Okay then. Truth time!
Joy: Soooooooooooooo, Riptide.
Riptide: Yes?
Joy: What would you do if I told Queen Coral you and Tsunami were expecting a kid?
Riptide: DONT YOU FUCKING DARE.
Tsunami: That's not even true. Why bother?
Joy: SHE doesn't know it's not true.
Tsunami:................
Tsunami: You little bitch.
Deathbringer: HEY!
Glory: Don't insult my future daughter!
Tsunami: Well she marries MY son, so that gives me the right to insult her!
Glory: It does not!
Joy: RIPTIDE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION.
Riptide: I would probably strangle you.
Joy: Delightful.
Hosts: *disappear*
All:.........
Sunny: Was that it?
*In The Sea Kingdom.....*
Joy: Hey Coral, did you know Riptide and Tsunami are expecting a kid?
Coral: WAIT WHAT?!!?!?!?!?! THEY ARE?!!?!?!?
Air: Oh Yeaaaaah.
Rainkeeper: There's whole One-shots about it.
Coral: HE'S DEAD!
Seashell: *sighs* Why can't you be a normal grandmother....
Coral: WHERE'S MY ARMY?!?!?!
Hosts: *roll eyes and go back to JMA*
Peril: OH! They're back!
Nightflyer: Second truth time!
Glory: But where'd you g-
Coral: *breaks into the room and attacks Riptide*
Tsunami: DAMMIT MOTHER NOT AGAIN! *attacks Coral*
Riptide: YOU!! *lunges at Joy*
Deathbringer: *tackles Riptide*
Hosts: *calmy observing the scene*
Joy: I like how I don't even exist yet, but Deathbringer is still protecting me.
Rainkeeper: It's a nice quality.
Air: So! Coral, Tsunami, Riptide....
Nightflyer: What would you do if Prince Frostbite, a Icewing-Nightwing hybrid, worked for Coral to kill Riptide for her?
Riptide: .. Well, I'd probably be dead so....
Tsunami: I'd kill the Prince, save my boyfriend, and then go murder my mother and be a Queen with no regrets!
Air: You mean Regerts.
Nightflyer: No, Air. It's spelt R-E-G-R-E-T-S.
Air: ...........THE MILKY WAY COMMERCIAL LIED TO MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: *facetalons*
Coral: ..........That sounds like a great idea. Where can I find this Prince Frostbite?
Tsunami: *grabs Coral by the throat*
Tsunami: Leave my Riptide alone.
Seashell: She won't. She hates us all.
Joy: Even me.
Rainkeeper: Especially you.
Joy: Which makes no sense, of course. I'm entirely delightful.
All:..........
Starflight: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Joy:............
Joy: THANKS.
Air: So this is what happens when we have Truths....
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Truth or Dare with the Dragonets of Destiny and The Jade Winglet
FanfictionExactly what the title says. Truths or Dares chosen by YOU! the reader. Got a Dare idea for Clay, Tsunami, Glory, Starflight, Sunny, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, or Fatespeaker? I want to hear it! How about one for Umber, Turtle, Kinkajou, Moonwat...