Air: So....smokeberries?
Joy: Smokeberries.
*players appear*
Winter: What method of torture will you be using today?
Joy: None!
Qibli: Wait what.
Joy: *in a sweet innocent voice* We figured that since we've put you through so many horrible things that we could find a way to repay you. So, we hope you'll accept these berries as an apology.
Moon: Aw, that is so sweet!
Qibli: And so suspicious. Are they poisoned?
Air: No.
Qibli: toxic?
Joy: No.
Qibli: Stolen?
Air: Nope!
Qibli: bought from a shady dragon?
Joy: Nope!
Qibli:...........................Will inflict any kind of death, illness, pain, suffering, temporary paralyzation, or hallucination on those that eat it?
Both: Not at all!
Qibli: Okay, they may actually be telling the truth. But just in case.....Winter. Eat one.
Winter: Why do I have to eat one!
Qibli: Because you're you.
Air: Let's put it to a vote. Raise your hand if you think Winter should test the berries.
*Qibli, Joy, Air, Carnelian, Turtle, Kinkajou, Umber, and Moon all raise their hands*
Winter: Seriously!!?!? Fuck you! *eats berry*
Winter: They're fine.
All: Okay! *Carnelian, Umber, Kinkajou, Turtle, Moon, and Qibli eat berries*
*5 minutes later*
Joy: Oh, by the way, those were smokeberries. A.K.A. dragon drugs.
Moon/Kinkajou: SMOKEBERRIES!!?!?!?!?
Air: Let it begin!
Joy: Umber, thoughts?
Umber: *stares at wall* The wall is moving.
Air: No it's not...
Umber: THE WALL IS FUCKING MOVING!
Joy: um....I'm gonna say traditional stoner.
Joy: Turtle?
Turtle: *laughs uncontrollably*
Kinkajou: WHAT! WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
Turtle: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!
Joy: Comedian. Kinkajou?
Kinkajou: *starts singing* Sunrise, sunset. Sunrise, sunset. SWIFTLY FLOW THE DAYS!
Joy: I think that's a-
Kinkajou: SEEDLINGS TURN OVERNIGHT TO SUNFLOWERS! BLOSSOMING EVEN AS WE GAZE!
Joy: I don't know what this is.
Kinkajou: SUNRISE, SUNSET. SUNRISE SUNSET! SWIFTLY FLY THE YEEEEEEARS! ONE SEASON FOLLOWING ANOOOOOOTHER!
Joy: OKAY! We get it! Qibli?
Qibli: What am I supposed to fe-WHAT THE FLIPPING FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT!
Joy: ah, an easy one. Qibli's a-
Kinkajou: LADEN WITH HAPPINESS AND TEEEEEARS!
Joy: SHUT UP! Paranoid. Qibli's a paranoid.
Air: Moon?
Moon: *starts humming Sunrise Sunset* Hm? Oh, Pi is 3.1415926536897932384626433832795028......
Joy: Professor?
Kinkajou: What words of wisdom can I giiiiiive them? How can I help to ease their waaaaaay? NOW THEY MUST LEARN FROM ONE ANOTHER!
Joy: KINKAJOU! SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kinkajou: DAY BY DAAAAY!!!!!
Joy: I swear....Carnelian?
Carnelian: Fuck this. Fuck you. Fuck it all. FUCK THAT WEIRD SOUND COMING FROM THE WALL!
Air: Hey that rhymes!
Joy: Paranoid?
Kinkajou: They look so natural togeeeeeeether. Just like two newlyweds SHOULD BEEEEEEEEE
Joy: KINKAJOU I AM WARNING YOU! Winter?
Winter: *laughs*
Joy: Comedian-
Kinkajou: IS THERE A CANOPY IN STORE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE
Turtle: YES!
Kinkajou: SUNRISE, SUNSET! SUNRISE, SUNSET! SWIFTLY FLY THE YEAAAAAAARS!
Joy: THAT'S IT! *attacks Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: *punches Joy square in the face, knocks her out* ONE SEASON FOLLOWING ANOTHER!
All but Joy: LADEN WITH HAPPINESS! AND teeeeeeeeeeeears.
Me:.................................................................................*applauds*
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