Kidnapped, Unfortunately

Chapter Forty Two

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Aw man. This was just embarrassing.

I was situated BACK on the front porch, and making myself knock on that door was too humiliating for me to bare.

It had taken me a pretty long time to get back here, and it was now dark, which made it very hard to locate the doorbell.

You know, you think you've hit rock bottom, and things couldn't possibly get any worse, and then the next day happens, and you start laughing because life is a complete JOKE.

Finally, I just knocked.

Then, as I began to wonder whether I should just lay down on the road and wait for a car to run me over or not, the door opened.

This time it was Hayley who opened the door, and she seemed utterly astonished that I was back.

"Aileen?" She gasped, shock registering on her face. "When did you leave?!"

I scowled. "How could you not notice?"

"I was a little busy dealing with your problematic boyfriend!" She defended, clearly referring to the bane of my existence.

My mouth fell open. "That idiot is not my boyfriend."

Hayley smiled slightly, and opened the door wider for me to walk in. "Fine. Welcome back, I guess."

"Thanks," I said bitterly, walking past her and into the house.

How could she not notice I was gone? I was the best part of this house!

As soon as I entered, Jacob stumbled into the room, bumping into a table and knocking that lamp off.

It fell at his feet and rolled around as he hugged the wall for support.

"Uuuhhhh," He moaned, banging his head against the wall repeatedly.

I raised an eyebrow at his bedraggled, messy, honestly pathetic, state. "Are you drunk?"

As soon as he heard my voice his head perked up, staring at me in delight. "Ale!"

"Ooooh," Hayley said. "So that's what he meant."

"Ale!" He cried out, and came rushing toward me.

I had little time to prepare myself before his heavy body crashed into me.

His arms wrapped around me and my instinct kicked in.

I kneed him between the legs and shoved him away.

"OW!" He cried out, stumbling back. Then he sank to his knees and burst out into tears.

I eyed him wearily.  "You, my friend, are a mess."

"It's a good thing you're back," Hayley said. "You should've seen him last night."

I shook my head at the disaster that was Jacob.

"Where's everyone else?" I asked, peeking around them.

To be honest, I was expecting a small homecoming party for my return, and now I was a bit disappointed. But this was stupid of me to expect anyway.

"Out shopping," Hayley said.

"I love peaches," Jacob slurred, sitting cross-legged on the floor and drawing pictures on it with his fingers.

"That's not helpful," I told him.

He laughed like a child. "Oh Ale, if only you knew the truth."

That made me stop.

What?

I glanced at Hayley, who returned my look with the same confused expression

"Wait... What?" I asked, stepping closer.

He laughed again, and said, "You think you know everything. But you're R-O-N-G."

"What don't we know?" Hayley pressed.

He began counting the colors of the carpet. Then he looked right up at me and said mischievously,"Come closer and I'll tell you."

Uncomfortably, I leaned towards him.

"Closer."

I leaned in an inch closer.

He curled a finger towards himself. "Closer."

I let out a huff, and went so that I was only a couple inches away from his face.

"It's a secret," He whispered loudly, spraying me with spit.

"EW!" I shouted, and jumped back.

I wiped my face with my hand and cringed. "You're useless."

"I've heard that one before!"