W: How do you keep track of all these lies?
D: Practice. Lying is like 95% of what I do
W: In your job
D: Sure
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D: Please? For me?
W: No, don't try that
D: What do you mean?
W: You think just because you say 'please? For me?' I'll do it
D: Please? For me?
W: ...Fine
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
R: I wish you could block people in real life
W: Restraining order
D: Murder.
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R: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
D: We have three actually
W: Pick your favourite
---- [W -> D] ----
W: You know that's not a stress ball, right? It's a lemon.
D: Let me have my process.
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D: There's no "I" in team, but there is one in "pizza."
W: So you're not going to share.
D: I am not going to share.
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W: Don't correct me!
D: Don't be wrong!
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
D: Hail Satan!
W: Rain Satan.
R: Snow Satan.
D: Tomorrow there is a 98% chance of precipitation
R: It'll be foggy in the morning...
W: Lots of condensatan.
---- [W -> D] ----
D: We have fun, don't we, Wally?
W: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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W: Eh, whatever, it'll be fine
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D: Hey
D: If you listen closely you can hear the sound of me not caring at all
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W: Every time you get dressed remember that, if you die, it is your ghost outfit forever
D: Nothing has ever motivated me to sort out my dress sense more than this message
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D: My soul leaving my body, but with one of those whistle sound effects
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W: I use the word fuck so excessively sometimes I forget its a swear word
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D: Demonic possession is just hacking somebodies irl account
W: Whats your soulcial security number
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W: Leave
D: WOULD YOU STOP FLICKING HOLY WATER AT ME
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D: Do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
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W: Anybody here ever heard of critical thinking?
D: I don't think so... What are some of their songs?
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D: Wait
D: If Mary had baby Jesus, and Jesus was the Lamb of God...
D: Did Mary have a little lamb?
W: I...
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W: Never let your printer know you waiting until the last minute to print something and are in a hurry, they can sense fear
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D: My reasons for doing things:
D: 1. Spite
D: 2. The aesthetic
D: That's it
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W: STOP AGGRESSIVELY HEADBANGING TO CHRISTMAS CAROL PARODIES
W: JUST BECAUSE THEY WROTE THEM ABOUT YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN BREAK ALL THE VASES
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D: Wanna start a youtube channel with me and go ghost hunting?
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W: Don't cite Wikipedia, cite the sources from Wikipedia
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D: Welcome to the madness bitch
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W: Some people on Tumbler gif so so quickly it's not natural
D: You could say it's...
D: *insert gif*
D: Supernatural
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D: I'll get over it I've just gotta be dramatic first
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W: What, pray tell, the fuck
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D: I'm sorry, the old Dick can't come to the phone right now
D: Why?
D: Becuase he's dead
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D: That's not his name-calling face
W: Is that his flirting face?
D: I don't know, I don't know what flirting is with Jason
D: He used to think love was a conspiracy theory created by the Russians during the Cold War so..
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قصص الهواة(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
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