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D: You can see that guy?
W: Obviously not, he's wearing cameo
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W: That is one weird looking dog
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D: I CANT BELIEVE THAT PERSON PUT THE CLOTH ON THE STOVE
W: THERE IS A DEAD BODY AND THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT
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W: Homework? Decent grades? The bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and achieve
D: I laughed so hard Bruce thought I was dying
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D: Jason, Babs, and I were fighting in the living room and we all yelled "DAAAADDDD" at the same time and I think Bruce just fell down the stairs
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W: I was thinking about you and I forgot to eat and Barry was giving me this really weird look the whole time and I suddenly locked eyes with him and said "Fruit loops" and I've never seen a man looked so relieved
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D: Dude, you're honestly the only reason I got out of bed today
W: Meet you at the cave
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W: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
D: SO YOU GAVE HER A ROSE AND STOOD ON THE ROOF LIKE A PSYCHOPATH???
W: SHE HAD REALLY COOL PINK HAIR OKAY?!
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D: Sometimes I forget im a real person
W: This is such a weird thing but I get it
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W: Look at all those chickens
W: There's at least 10
D: Well, your not wrong
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D: Fire cannot have a shadow because it's a source of light and its fucking with me
W: What are you doing and why is there fire
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W: Take your age and add five years to it, that's your age in five years
D: Holy shit
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D: Do you realize we can change our lives any time we want? Like, you can just go ahead and stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, throw your phone, tell that person that you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly
D: I'm going to go to bed before I get any more ideas
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W: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak
W: Like, "look at this flower, this flower is taller than I am, this flower is winning and I am losing"
D: You are not ready to hear about trees
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D: I was in Japan for a Robin thing and Bruce had me watching this high school, so I was sitting in the history class and being bored out of my mind and looking out the window and I swear to me this book fell from the sky but by the time I went to look it was gone
W: Dude, books don't fall from the sky, you imagined it
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W: It really messes me up that you can accidentally create human life, but you can't accidentally make a pizza
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D: SOS
W: Whats wrong?
D: I accidentally stole 10 million pounds of pancake mix and I don't know what to do
W: I should be considered but you've rubbed off on me and all I can say is;
W: Fill the swimming pool
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W: Petition to change "he looked at her like she was the sun" to "he looked at her like she was the moon" because I've always looked at the moon with wonder and love while I've only ever just squinted angrily at the sun
D: He looked at her like she was the sun, in that he never looked at her except in frustration. He basked in her warmth, he complained when she was gone, but he never looked. On days she was muted, he complained. On days she was stronger, he hid from her. He never looked at her until she was leaving, and in the beauty of the sunset, he wondered how he'd never seen her before.
W: Dude
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D: All my self-deprecating jokes are so funny because I really think they're true and no one knows that and It's great
W: Unlock the window, I'm outside
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W: Why did you lie to Roy?
D: Because its April
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D: What if clouds and lakes switched places and every time you looked up you'd see waves being pulled by the moon and we'd wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers
W: Where are you and how can I get there
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W: Why do teachers have such intense hate for Wikipedia
D: I edit Wikipedia articles in my spare time
W: I could have sworn that sentence looked like something you'd say
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D: I've lost you in a crowd and I'm four seconds away from leaving you
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W: If you had a room full of nothing and the floor, walls, and ceiling were made of mirrors, what would it look like in the mirrors
D: I asked Bruce and he looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried to smile, looked angry, and started ordering mirrors
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D: Man, you can't keep putting ice cubes in your apple juice, it's weird and I'm concerned for you
W: Don't come any closer
D: I just wanna talk man
W: I'm warning you
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W: It will end in tears
D: So will Infinity War so fuck off
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D: Hey West, check this out
W: If your smuggling weapons I don't want to know-
W: Oh my god
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W: I'm not going to fight them
D: Your right, becAUSE I AM GOING TO KILL THEM
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D: How to cross a street;
D: First, look both ways before crossing
D: And if an idiot car comes along...
D: Blast it!
D: Then, walk away like a boss
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W: I don't get why we need drivers training
W: Driving is just like Mario Kart but slower and you can't throw blue shells at people
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D: Bruce told me that I "use humour to cover up past trauma so I don't have to deal with it" and that "it will take years of therapy to genuinely recover from it all" and I burst out laughing and did finger guns at him
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W: There's no fucking way that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting
D: I'm telling you, dude, it was crazy
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D: The only reason I learned to throw knives is so that I can throw them real close to people and graze them to let them know to shut the fuck up
W: Is that way you threw a fork at me and it stuck in the wall
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W: BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS
D: Get the fuck away from me
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D: Bruce asked what PG stood for and my immediate response was 'pretty gay'
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W: Have you googled yourself?
D: Not since last time
D: Meet you at the cave
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
