:) ST x IT Characters Crossover; The Mall (:
[ a double update?? who is she?? requested
by clearskiies-, hope you like it! btw,,, ive
gotten tired of capitalising everything so im
joining the aesthetic bitches group and do-
ing all lowercase *finger guns* ]
- so one day jane called them all over to her house
- hopper was suspitches because most of them were boys
- ' dont worry dad, theyre all gay '
- ' oh, okay. have fun '
- b u t
- ' wait! you cant go without steve! '
- everyone groans
- ' surprise bitches its your mother '
- off their asses went
- mike h drove the first car and max drove the other one
- car one : mike h, stan, jane, bev, ben, lucas, bill
- car two : max, richie, eddie, mike w, dustin, will, steve
- ' maybe i should drive? I've had enough experience with your driving, max- '
- ' shut up, steve, just because you're here doesn't mean youre the boss '
- ' OOOOHHHH!!!! '
- car time
[ car one ]
- so mike h was driving and stan was shotgun
- jane and bill were in the middle
- bev ben and lucas were in the back
- stan was controlling the radio so he put on classical music and everyone started screeching at him
- ' THE FUCK IS THIS?? WERE YOU BORN IN HELL, STANLEY?? '
- ' TURN IT OFF! '
- ' damn, alright, if you say so '
- so he put on heavy heavy metal
- ' GODDAMNIT PUT ON SOMETHING GOOD '
- so jane and bill were playing rock paper scissors
- stan and mike h were holding hands
[ - mike can drive w one hand ]
- ben and bev were bothering lucas about how he wasn't dating dustin yet
- ' you two would literally be the cutest thing ever,, get the fuck on with it '
- ' but i cant! what if he doesn't like me?? '
- ' have you seen his heart eyes?? he definitely wants your dick in his- '
- ' FUCK OFF BEVERLY '
[ car two ]
- max is driving and dustin is next to her
- will and mike are in the middle
- steve is in the back and makes sure he sits in between richie and eddie
- ' this isn't fucking fair! mike and will are dating and you don't sit between them '
- ' yes, well, theyre much less likely to fuck in the car, aren't they? '
- ' SUCK IT, TOZIER '
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losers' club. 〚hcs〛
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