Taeyeon: Pasensya na sa grupo ko. Sadyang ganyan talaga sila, dinaig pa ang nakasinghot ng rugby at katol.
Jihyo: Ayos lang, Sunbae-nim. Yung akin naman, araw-araw kinakain ng sistema.
GroupLeaders: #TruthHurtsTalaga
Hyoyeon: Oh yeah, we got the moves, yow!
Momo: Yeah, baby! HIT THE STAGE, ma' bros and niggas!
DancingMachine: #BlondeIsReal
Sooyoung: Food is life.
Dahyun: Food is love.
ShikShinBuddies: #MorFudsPlz
Jessica: Whoever joined me here will be strangled to death. I said I want to sleep, you bitches!
Jeongyeon: Whoever left this mess will sleep outside. I got to clean all of your mess again, you brats!
FierceOfLazyHardworkers: #YouGuysAreSoDead!
Tiffany: I like this one. It's covered with pink furs!
Nayeon: Ok, let's buy all of them, Unnie!
QueensOfWardrobe: #ShoppingIsPassionNotAHabit
Sunny: Hanggang sa pangarap na lang ba ang pagtangkad ko?
Chaeyoung: Wag ka mag-alala, Unnie. May karamay ka.
ShortButTerrible: #CheriferIsFakeWagTularan
Yuri: Wow! Your abs are so firm, girl!
Mina: You're very sexy yourself, Sunbae-nim.
SexyBitches: #HealthyFit&Right
Sana: Sobrang ganda mo sa personal! Can you be my girlfriend?!
Yoona: No. Please, go away! I'm already taken!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
TheIDon'tKnowWhatWeArePair: #1Like1Prayer
Seohyun: Eating hamburger is unhealthy! You'll die early, guys!
Tzuyu: Let them be, Unnie. I'll sign the papers for the funeral for them if needed.
NotSoCuteMaknaes: #IfSavagenessCanKill
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