[RangerRick has a new status: Happy EXPLOSION DAY!]
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BIGDIPPER: space
FactBook122: Fact: Explosion Day is not an actual holiday.
RangerRick: No one cares idiot. EXPLOSION DAY is the best holiday! It's like Christmas! But BETTER than Christmas. It's its own holiday.
RangerRick: *whispers* It's EXPLOSION day
FactBook122: Fact: No one likes Explosion Day.
RangerRick: Well, how would you know that, idiot
FactBook122: Fact: Explosion Day is the unreal product of the Adventure Sphere's deluded mind.
RangerRick: We'll see...
[RangerRick has logged out.]
[BritishCore has a new status: Satellite Report: I just saw a car flying through space =O]
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Time4Testing: How interesting.
BritishCore: Yeah, it was red.
BIGDIPPER: space space astronaut yep yep astronaut space space space SPACE-astronaut in car
BritishCore: Oh my GOD there's a guy in the car!
Time4Testing: Is he dead?
BritishCore: I think so?
Time4Testing: I'll research it. Continue examining.
[MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY has joined.]
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: Well met everyone. I am the Spirit of Explosion Day!
Time4Testing: Wait, wha-
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: Now let's get partying! Get that dynamite! KABOOOM!
BIGDIPPER: space
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: dON'T GIVE ME THAT SPACE NONSENSE! GET THE TNT!
BritishCore: what.... is even happening
Time4Testing: Guards, please escort him out.
Bluebot: jjjjjjjjj
P-BOT: ggggggg
[P-BOT has friended Bluebot]
Time4Testing: *facepalm*
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: Haters gonna hate
Factbook122: Explosion Day does not exist.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: I AM THE EMBODIED SPIRIT OF EXPLOSION DAY! IT DOES EXIST!
BritishCore: Well if you say so...
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: My good friend , you are simply oblvious to all the ways EXPLOSION day is the best!
FactBook122: *oblivious
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: Do I look
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: like I care
FactBook122: Fact: Explosion Day does not exist.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: no one cares, four-eyes.
FactBook122: Fact: I do not have four eyes.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: Talk to the hand buddy
FactBook122: Fact: you do not have hands
BritishCore: OOoooh good point
P-BOT: ggg
BritishCore: :I
Bluebot: jjjjj
Time4Testing: I am so done
[Time4Testing has left the chat.]
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: And that is why EXPLOSION DAY is such a good idea! And you should all thank Rick for it! He's such a great guy! And handsome and heroic too!
FactBook122: The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: HOW DARE YOU! I CHALLEEGN YOU TO A DUEL! WHILE JUGGLING DYNAMITE! ON A STONE BRIDGE! OVER A WAAAATERFALL!
FactBook122: *Challenge
BritishCore: wow... just wow.
BIGDIPPER: space
BritishCore: I know, I know.
FactBook122: Statistics have proven that the world's worst name is Rick.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: YOU'D BETTER SHUT THAT HOLE IN YOUR FACE
FactBook122: it's true
FactBook122: I also accept Rick's challenge.
MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY: gREeat! I'll just get him...
[MISTEREXPLOSIONDAY has changed their username to RangerRick]
RangerRick: Ready when you are!
BritishCore: whoa whoa whoa mates, you can't just do a waterfall fight!
RangerRick: Why not
BritishCore: Because we're cores, not lowly humans. We'll do this properly.
Olympian: :(
BritishCore: But that will have to be settled... in the SEQUEL!
FactBook122: I don't think that-
[BritishCore has ended the chat.]
Hope you liked it!
I'm starting to run out of ideas and inspiration =(
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