[New characters have joined!]
Olympian: Mel
SunnyBeach: Virgil
ILikeSpiders: AEGIS
BlueGelOrangeGel: Paint Test Subject
TestingCore345: Nigel
[ILikeSpiders has opened a new chat: Organic life threats detected!]
Time4Testing: WHERE? SMASH THEM AND CRUSH THEM AND BURN THEM AND SHOOT THEM AND DESTROY THEM
BritishCore: whoa whoa overkill
Time4Testing: YOU
BritishCore: Uh oops
[BritishCore has left the chat]
ILikeSpiders: Testing track Lima Whiskey flooded. Time until enrichment center contact: 4 minutes.
SunnyBeach: Well, it's been nice knowing you all.
Olympian: ...
TestSubject1: ...
[TestSubject1 has friended Olympian]
BritishCore: I will hack AEGIS and save the facility
SunnyBeach: No, I will hack AEGIS
BritishCore: No I will
SunnyBeach: Override generator override command!!!
BritishCore: Could you turn around while I do this?
Potato1: Morons.
[BritishCore has opened a new chat: Protagonist Meeting!]
[BritishCore, SunnyBeach, Testingcore345, TestSubject1, Olympian, BlueGelOrangeGel and Potato1 have joined]
BritishCore: Protagonist Meeting!
SunnyBeach: Yay! Let's swap stories!
TestingCore345: I have the only peaceful story.
BritishCore: So me and Chell took over the facility, then I tried to do only a little testing and it all went downhill from there.
BritishCore: Luckily there was a computer in space. Unluckily, there were two computers in space. Which is how we are in this chat.
SunnyBeach: We?
BigDipper: SPAAAAACE
BritishCore: You weren't invited. How did you get in?
BigDipper: Cuz. Cuz cuz cuz...
SunnyBeach: What
BigDipper: S....P....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEEE
SunnyBeach: I think I hate this guy already.
BritishCore: You don't know the half of it.
SunnyBeach: I woke up Mel from a freezer, then we escaped old aperture and defeated aegis
TestingCore345: I tested my test subject and then incinerated her the end.
SunnyBeach: :o
BritishCore: :0
SunnyBeach: you did wut
TestingCore345: incinerated my test subject
SunnyBeach: wasn't there a bad guy
TestingCore345: Nope, for once
SunnyBeach: Really? No one like GLaDOS or AEGIS?
TestingCore345: No there was this rock and roll core though
BritishCore: Hey TestingCore345 where are all the test subjects anyway?
BritishCore: Oh wait yours DIED #testsubjectRESPECT
SunnyBeach: Mel is outside in the world fighting the Combine or something like that.
BritishCore: well I am in space!
SunnyBeach: I am living happily in the enrichment center!
TestingCore345: Me too!
Time4Testing: Well, well, well
BritishCore: WHAT HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE
Potato1: Because. I invited her
BritishCore: WHAT BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GUY
Potato1: Yes. But I HATE you.
[BritishCore has blocked Potato1]
Time4Testing: No one blocks my little potato buddy
Time4Testing: How do you delete that
SunnyBeach: hehhehhehheheheheh
Time4Testing: IS THERE NOT A DELETING TOOL ON THIS
BritishCore: Well not exactly but
Time4Testing: SHUT UP OR I WILL TURN OFF THE WIFI IN THIS FACILITY
BritishCore: =O
SunnyBeach: Fine, fine... I won't post that.
Time4Testing: Good idea...
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Portal 2 Chats
FanfictionIn Aperture, everyone has something they need to do in their spare time. So why not talk in a chatroom? Even Wheatley and Space Core can join in, live from space! Includes characters from Portal Stories: Mel and Aperture Tag. WARNING: Contains spoil...
