In Aperture, everyone has something they need to do in their spare time. So why not talk in a chatroom? Even Wheatley and Space Core can join in, live from space! Includes characters from Portal Stories: Mel and Aperture Tag.
WARNING: Contains spoil...
[BritishCore has a new status: Does anyone know if any spaceships are being launched soon?]
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[BritishCore has a new status: @BigDipper are you done yet?]
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BIGDIPPER: space
BritishCore: believe me, I know.
[SunnyBeach has a new status: Wheatley, don't worry, we're sending up a satellite.]
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BritishCore: oh thank god! can it take us back down?
SunnyBeach: It's too small.
BritishCore: WELL THEN, THANKS A BILLION.
BIGDIPPER: space
[Time4Testing has made a new chat: Welcome to the Aperture Air and Space Program (AASP). Current mission: moron retrieval.
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BIGDIPPER: SPACE
BritishCore: I can't believe it! I'm finally going home!
Time4Testing: why, yes you are. Right to aperture.
BritishCore: oh no.
[BritishCore has a new status: I CHANGED MY MIND]
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Time4Testing: Too late.
BIGDIPPER: space
[CurrentEvents247 has a new status: Aperture Air and Space Program Mission Moron Retriveal will begin in approximately T-34 minutes. Stand by.]
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Time4Testing: Good...
BIGDIPPER: space?
BritishCore: oh no no no nono
BritishCore: say wouldn't I be good at like
BritishCore: uh
BritishCore: OH OH WAIT I GOT IT I could be like uh, a... a satellite! THat would be useful! Wouldn't it?
Time4Testing: Hmmm
AsbestosScience1964: Well, I suppose.
Ready4Science: I'll rename the mission, sir.
[Time4Testing has a new status: The Aperture Science Air and Space Program is underway. Mission: Moron Retrieval derailed. New Mission: Sell Space Craft for Test Chamber Funding.]
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BritshCore: oh thank god
SunnyBeach: darn it. I was really looking forward to seeing a rocket fly.
FactBook122: A German became the first spacecraft when it reached an altitude of 189 km in June of 1944 in Peenemude, Germany
