✓ | sick of losing soulmates [SPENCER REID]

bonus.

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( headcannons. )

because i missed a lot of episodes out and only wrote about the most important cases, here are some headcannons for the episodes i missed (I hope you guys remember the episodes i'm talking about lol):

- when spencer impresses the girl with magic in the case in season four (episode: 52 pickup) iris would have been watching from across the bar and she would have been extremely jealous lmao

- (if iris was on the actual show) during all the deep emotional conversations everyone has on the jet on the way back to quantico, it would have been a running joke sort of thing that iris is always just asleep and snoring in the background

- iris would have gone into major Protective Iris™️ mode in this scene:

- 'I got shot in the leg and I don't get cookies' was definitely met with 'I don't even have a leg and get called peg-leg, forget cookies'

- if Iris was on the show, it would also be a running joke for Spencer to be spouting statistics like always, then one of the team tells him to shut up, and in the following scene Spencer would be explaining it in more detail to Iris

- Spencer is highkey terrified of Iris liking Morgan or vice versa

- we all know Spencer is hufflepuff (yeah he's intelligent, but loyalty is his number one quality, and he also believes his team and helping people comes before his smarts) but Iris isn't, surprisingly. She's actually a ravenclaw: intelligent, witty, open-minded, creative, driven, fond of learning, and understanding. However, she does have a few hufflepuff traits, such as intense loyalty and good-heartedness.

- Iris totally fist-bumped Spencer when this happened:

- during this scene, Iris would have been extremely jealous, just pouting in the background but trying to smile so it looked like she wasn't bothered

- iris is actually kinda superstitious when it comes to some things (magpies, crossing people on stairs, walking under ladders) and spencer isn't, but he'd totally wind her up about it. like, when she's walking down the stairs somewhere, he'll race over just to go up them and pass her. and he'd definitely walk under ladders if they were ever out together and saw one, grinning all the while. and when they're in the car, he points out every magpie he sees.

- iris ends up punching him in the stomach at least once every few months for it.

- lmao i don't wanna say it cause i'm a lil virgin bean i promise but seX SEX SEX all the time sex giggly sex lazy sex morning sex (mainly because iris finds spencer irresistible, and it's easy for her to get him in the mood after a few months when she learns exactly what he likes) (also lowkey kinky sex but nothing too dramatic after all the cases they've worked with that sort of stuff included)

- emily gives iris away at the wedding

- iris would totally come back for Entropy (the episode with kat in the restaurant if y'all can't remember) and she'd be there at the end with morgan while kat has the gun to spencer's jaw, looking like a total badass, jaw clenched and gun raised and all that shit, cause someone hurting spencer ?? unacceptable

- one time emily lets it slip that there's a rat in a disney movie called remy, and you can bet your freaking ASS spencer turns around like this

- and boy is he delighted at finally having a new nickname. he never lets it go. literally, iris' name is either iris, babe, remy, or just... rat. seriously. a fond but casual hey, rat when he gets in the door after work.

- omg in the baseball scene, where spencer scores and Morgan proper tears him off the ground and hugs him tightly?? Iris almost loses her voice from screaming, "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" from the stands, one arm in the air and the other wrapped around JJ.

- their wedding would be the last ever episode