Love Is Overrated (TAEKOOK)

Chapter Four-Here are the rules.

Taehyung

I woke up in my bed turning to the right looking out the window, this is all so unfamiliar, I'm not ever going to get used to this.

I don't want to be here, I don't want to be with him!

I don't want to be with anyone, what's that sexuality? Atheist? NO asexual that's it! I'm pretty sure I'm that I don't want to find love! There's no point in it,

I threw the covers off revealing my cute animal pyjamas, they were my favourite because they were the most comfortable, I looked At the clock, 1:00 pm

Thank god for saturdays!

I skipped out of the room heading straight for the kitchen forgetting I don't live alone anymore until I hear

"Cute pyjamas,"

"They're cuter than you'll ever be,"

"Not what you were saying yesterday, I recall you saying I was the cutest boy In school," he winked.

"And I remember taking that back after I looked at your faces and barfed inside my mouth,"

He pretended to have a hurt face as I flag him off and open the fridge, ahhh great way to start the morning- afternoon even.

F O O D

I grabbed some bacon and eggs and chucked them on the side looking for a frying pan as I slammed the fridge door shut,

After I had began cooking the annoying playboy came over phone in hand,

"Tae, is it ok if I have a friend over?"

"Sure just fuck on the couch not my bed"

"We're not fucking, he's just a friend, why you jealous?"

"Pug-lease, here are the rules

.dont fuck on my bed
.keep quiet I don't need those sounds spoiling my innocent mind
.and don't touch my food"

"We're not fucking."

"Oh sure whatever,"

"He's taken,"

"Hasn't stopped you before" I smirked as I took the bacon and eggs and whacked them on a plate leaving a messed up egg and scraps of bacon for Jungkook,

Hey it's food, to me that was generous!

He just sighed and walked away saying

"Whatever they're coming in ten minutes,"

I just grunted and took my food to my room, I was scrolling through my Instagram feed when I heard the front door open, I must of been in here for ages.

I turned down my volume of the yodelling Walmart boy and sighed, I stood up from my bed knowing that I would have to put the plate in the sink,

I edged out the room trying to be undiscovered, when I heard a voice say

"Fuck off Hobi, not everything is about sex"

"Nah some of it is about getting money" the new boy winked, I had known him for five seconds and already hated him, "speaking of where's that alien boy?"

My anger got the best of me as I dropped my plate incredibly pissed of, "up your ass"

"Not yet but you could be baby" he winked,