Funniest Most Stupidest 1D One Shots

Zen is kewl - 2

Hiya I iz Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha an my man zen is a model

"Zen strike ur best pose 4 meh babay!! 1!" I yell at him while he iz posin 4 da invisibill cameras.

He givez meh a bootyful derty lewk.

awwwwwh Zenny is two kayute!

I can't beliv I hav a man Lik hem!!! B jellus!! 1!

"Dun tawk 2 meh Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha! ! Ahm tryin 2 pose! !"

"Oh kay babay!! Do yew want sumthin tew eat?" I azk him an a chiken sandwich apearz in mah hand.

awh! cute little fliez surround it!!

zen slapz me in da face.

He iz so strong.

"Zen babay hav yew Ben wurkin out???" I ask zen.

"Yasssss I hav!! Now dun feed me that lion poop becuz I am two kewl foh dat!!! 1" he slap meh again

he iz soh kayute wen he iz mad awwwwwh!! 1

zen pulls out his shotgun an by shotgun I men hiz bootyful bye ceps.

He slap me again and I sigh becuz I feel so luckee to have mah zenny!!!

"I luv u zenny wenny!!" I smile missin a tooth.

He starez at my tooth for a while an I think he iz goin tew kizz me!!

OH EM GEE HE IZ LEANING IN!!!

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"I Dun luv u! Now fetch meh another sanwhich!!"

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Lmao Omg that was so dumb hahaha

ok how did I do

can I pls have 6 votes and 6 comments on this chapter?

Do it for Kenedy-watermelon-steak-isha!

do it for the vine

lmao ok no?

You guys are da bomb OK

da bomb diggity

I luv yew

ok bye nOw