I laid down waiting for Ethan to come over. It was finally Friday and I was able to sleep whenever I want to and wake up whenever I wanted to. I was craving a sandwich, but I didn't feel like getting up at all. Soon, I heard the front door open. Perfect.
"Ethan!" I shouted throughout the house from my bedroom.
"What!" He shouted back.
"Make me a sandwich, please." I nicely demanded him too.
"What?" He shouted back up.
"Make. Me. A. Sandwich." I repeated, taking a breath in between each word so it would be louder.
"Make you a pie?" He asked still shouting.
"Oh for crying out loud." I said to myself as I opened up the message app.
Ethan
make me a sandwich please. peanut butter and jelly.
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oh ok lol.
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"Here's your beautiful sandwich, made by a master chef." I laughed at him as he presented me my sandwich. I took a bite of it and immediately threw it back out on my napkin.
"Ethan what the hell did you put in the sandwich?" I looked at him, trying to get the taste out of my mouth.
"Peanut butter and jelly. But now that I think about it they could've been old." He looked at me.
"And you didn't bother to check the date?" I asked him.
"Hey, you said you wanted a sandwich and so I made one, and you got your sandwich right?" I threw a pillow at him slapping him right in the face. I laughed at him and turned on the tv.
"Let's watch youtube!" I put my phone on youtube and connected it to the tv. I clicked on Brennen Taylor and watched him and Colby reenact dirty fan fiction. I wrapped my arms around him and laid my head on his chest. After the video was over I looked at the recommendations.
"How about we just not watch youtube." I looked at him and stopped scrolling on my phone.
"But I want to watch youtube." I told him, looking at him confused. Plus I need to catch up on it since I haven't watched it in months.
"Well why don't we watch Netflix instead." He shrugged, reaching for my phone. He obviously didn't want me to see something. But I will find out what that is he's hiding.
I looked back at my phone and my jaw dropped open. I can't believe this.
"You have a youtube channel!" Ethan groaned putting his arm over his eyes. I went to their channel and clicked on their first ever video.
"We have to watch this." I laughed looking at the fetus twins.
"I thought Gray deleted the channel." He muttered as he watched in pain at himself on the tv.
I clicked on the blender challenge laughing hysterically at the two boys. It was at the part where Ethan needed a tish.
"Somebody get me a tish! I need a tish."
"Someone get this man a tish."
"How do you not know the difference between a tish and a pape towel!"
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Fanfiction"So why are you here alone?" I asked him. He shrugged. "It's better to be alone than be surrounded by people who don't like you." - This is my new book and I hope you like it :) Warning: there will be bad words in it and cringe-y stuff so fair war...
